Life of an Eclectic LSW

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

As a principled feminist I'm often tempted to say shit like "are men capable of higher thought" but then I have to remember not to perpetuate gender essentialism and change it to "why do men choose not to think about anything"

i imagine being medicated would feel good as fuck. unfortunately i have to rawdog whatever's wrong with me

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

identifying a maladaptive coping mechanism is so bitter sweet like that’s great now i know what i need to stop doing. but that’s literally my something

taking a break from my mental health to focus on watching a tv show

you will struggle to say the unsayable thing for five years straight. and then it will suddenly become easy on a Wednesday morning

nvm i’ve said too much #unknowme

big life tips dont be neurodivergent dont be poor dont get in any sort of situation and dont let yourself need or crave

not getting good reports back on your progress with this guys