please accept from me this unpretentious bouquet

pi day: cookie pie + gin fizz...juuuust under the wire at 11:35pm @juhubeans (at Crown Heights, Brooklyn)

Happy Pi(e) Day! 🤣🥧

i don’t travel for work often, but when i do, there’s always a bundle of flowers waiting on the table when i finally get home. it’s preeeetty charming. & smelly in a good day. (but next time i go to California in the winter — or any time for that matter — hop on a g.d. plane & join me!) let Lua pick out the posies. (at Crown Heights, Brooklyn)

try getting past THAT, you little garbage face! nothing keeps a pup out of the trash like a strategically placed bow, me thinks... #timewilltell (at Crown Heights, Brooklyn)

stormy skies, rough seas & a big old mess of sushi. thanks for passing me your resy! @whatshehadforlunch (at Nobu Malibu)

(audible sigh) (at Waldorf Astoria Beverly Hills)

workworkworkworkwork, left coast style (at Nobu Malibu)

#lamer #csglobal CRAAAASH go the waves. CLIIIIIINK go the champagne flutes. (at Nobu Ryokan Malibu)

blizzard in new york, sweet sweet sweet sunsets in LA. i can’t. (at Waldorf Astoria Beverly Hills)

& yet, we lingered...just a touch. (at In-N-Out Burger)

contrasts #csglobal (at Andaz West Hollywood)

hello, hello! up with the sun. should’ve worn sun screen. #csglobal (at Griffith Observatory)

JC meets JC SKU #kimptonlapeer (at Kimpton La Peer Hotel)

Phase 1 | Phase 2 #jeffreydodd #👰🏻

72 hours later ((pictured top let: a fuzzy puppy & all the fuzzy pajamas i cycled through))

ruh roh...Thursday night pizza night gone awry! (this is why you should clean your over..) 🍕🔥 indoor bonfire. fire & brimstone over. hellfire unleashed. i wish i had another slice!!!

CONGRATULATIONS to this Rising Star!! 💫 ⭐️ 🌟 #hotpoet (at Cipriani)