:DDD

mad again. crowley's whole point is that humanity doesn't deserve to suffer for the crimes committed by heaven and hell, so his solution is to create a new universe without angels or demons. sacrificing themselves for humanity, sure, I get it. but what about all the humans who were wiped out with the book of life? god gave them the option of returning all those humans, and instead his solution is to start all over a la the great flood, something crowley was staunchly opposed to. so not only is there no happy ending for crowley and aziraphale, but there's no happy ending for recently corporeal jesus, or mrs sandwich, mr arnold, nina and maggie, adam and the them, newt and anathema. it's job's kids all over again. they didn't want the new children the angels offered them, job and sitis wanted their children back. it's the same choice they gave adam. he wanted things to go back to normal with heaven and hell behaving themselves so he could play with his friends. how could crowley and aziraphale be happy sacrificing their existence knowing it condemns all of the humanity they know and love?

the problem with taz balance is you first listen to it as a naive high schooler like "oh, funny dnd podcast made by those mcelroy guys i see in tumblr memes all the time! and they apparently have gay characters too! let me check this out! haha his name is taco that's so random XD" and nobody could have warned you that a decade later you'll still periodically think about lucretia and her martyr complex and be stricken with the urge to start gnawing your own limbs off

the problem with taz balance is you first listen to it as a naive high schooler like "oh, funny dnd podcast made by those mcelroy guys i see in tumblr memes all the time! and they apparently have gay characters too! let me check this out! haha his name is taco that's so random XD" and nobody could have warned you that a decade later you'll still periodically think about lucretia and her martyr complex and be stricken with the urge to start gnawing your own limbs off

“i asked chatgpt” well i asked the voidfish and they said ^̴̲͂%̵̬̀+̵̨̈#̴̗̔*̶̟͐#̷̤̀^̷̙̈́#̵̮̇€̵̖͐#̸̖́+̵̻̅#̵̮͝*̵͇͛#̸̫́ #̸̠͠^̴̲͂%̵̬̀+̵̨̈#̴̗̔*̶̟͐#̷̤̀^̷̙̈́#̵̮̇€̵̖͐#̸̖́+̵̻̅#̵̮͝*̵͇͛#̸̫́ #̸̠͠^̴̲͂%̵̬̀+̵̨̈#̴̗̔*̶̟͐#̷̤̀^̷̙̈́#̵̮̇€̵̖͐#̸̖́+̵̻̅#̵̮͝*̵͇͛#̸̫́ #̸̠͠^̴̲͂%̵̬̀+̵̨̈#̴̗̔*̶̟͐#̷̤̀^̷̙̈́#̵̮̇€̵̖͐#̸̖́+̵̻̅#̵̮͝*̵͇͛#̸̫́ #̸̠͠^̴̲͂%̵̬̀+̵̨̈#̴̗̔*̶̟͐#̷̤̀^̷̙̈́#̵̮̇€̵̖͐#̸̖́+̵̻̅#̵̮͝*̵͇͛#̸̫́

[through teeth gritted so hard that they’re creaking ominously] less than one week until the days start getting longer again

Everyone needs three hobbies: one to give you carpel tunnel, one to leave you sore and bruised, and one for your distant relatives to insist you monetize

2025 rookies are living such different lives, man. like isack is a thriving influencer who is meeting his celebrity crush every weekend. gabi is in an age gap romcom. ollie is experiencing being a younger brother for the first time in his life. kimi is living out a shakesperean tragedy about the pitfalls of being the chosen one.