Demons and monsters that torture people because they feed on human suffering are so dumb. People are suffering everywhere my guy go literally any place and take a deep whiff.

"But don't their clients feel weird knowing that they're feeding off their suffering?" No they think it's hilarious and they're real shits about it.

Finally a medical professional who believes that they are in pain. Because the fucker is actively chowing down on your agony. Not only am I going to get treated by them I'm going to invite all of my chronically ill friends to come as well.

Turns out if you treat the pain then the humans will bring you more humans who are suffering. It's like a restaurant where the waiter is so impressed by your ability to eat food they're giving you more on the house

They say things like "well, it's a real feast day for Belogarth today!" and "if my meds are held up at customs again I'm gonna put Belogarth in a food coma" and Belogarth is the one feeling weird about it

posting this on twitter will get you put into witness protection

The magic of childhood is that you were constantly encountering new things. The best way to feel that way again is to fill your life with new experiences.

The magic of childhood is that you were constantly encountering new things. The best way to feel that way again is to fill your life with new experiences.

@isuggesteatingtherich

i have a suggestion

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the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

It is really cool to see all the fanart of the Gameoverse characters in video game worlds, cause it certainly opens a dialogue on which ones would wreck Kit mentally to try and stop, which ones are extremely goofy, and which ones are even worth trying to save-

I would love to see Kat trying to save Five nights at Freddy’s lol.

So I have held my friend hostage to watch mystreet with me. They’ve only seen mermaid tails and my inner demons, and they are CONVINCED that FC is Zane and it’s so funny to me and I’m pretty sure I’ve created a Zanemau shipper

I feel like since said friend is now on here, and people are still liking that post occasionally, I have to once again mention that, alas I did not create a zanemau shipper. I feel as though I have failed all you zanemau fans smh /lh

So I have held my friend hostage to watch mystreet with me. They’ve only seen mermaid tails and my inner demons, and they are CONVINCED that FC is Zane and it’s so funny to me and I’m pretty sure I’ve created a Zanemau shipper

I feel like since said friend is now on here, and people are still liking that post occasionally, I have to once again mention that, alas I did not create a zanemau shipper. I feel as though I have failed all you zanemau fans smh /lh

i wish people would stop romanticizing not eating breakfast and not getting enough sleep and being dependent on coffee to function and always being in a bad mood and treating yourself poorly because that behavior is very unhealthy for you

I hate the videoification of everything. If I have to hear one more video of someone speaking closely into their shitty mic and I have to have all their yucky wet mouth noises and plosives and nose whistles and throat clearings and sniffles I am going to dig a vertical hole the exact dimensions of my body and I’m going to slither in head first

as someone with misophonia, the widespread popularization of asmr audio editing + people that are being pushed to make video content with no formal training and have no idea how to edit their audio (ex college professors, average joe tiktokers, etc) is literally my nightmare scenario. this is hell I am in hell

Not to vent but: fuck

really love keeping up with my mutuals through their little tags and vent posts. getting updates on how they’re doing is something like: glad to know your job at the library is going well. i’m sorry you haven’t gotten that raise. glad your finals went well. i’m sorry your teacher is so unhelpful. glad your tv show got renewed. i’m sorry they killed your favorite character. glad that you scored tickets to see your favorite artist. i’m sorry they aren’t touring near you at all. glad your cat is doing well. i’m sorry your mom is sick again. glad you’re feeling better now that it’s your favorite season. i’m sorry your meds aren’t working. glad you’re married now. i’m sorry you have to step back for your mental health. glad you’re still here. i’m sorry life is so hard. glad you’re alive, i hope things get easier for you soon