❝ I know about all of that for the both of us, babe, don't worry! I'm all over it. I'm the picture of being all over it! ❞
Squirming a little on Xue's shoulder, trying to make sure she could see the proper thumbs up she managed to contort herself to convey. Being the picture of all over it, and all.
❝ You being 'straight edge' makes so much sense, I feel like I already knew that about you. You definitely need to smoke weed with me at some point, just to get some of those demons out of your head, but beyond that? Fuck all the other stuff! Batman doesn't drink, and he's fucking Batman. ❞
Do not ask her who Batman is, Xue. She loves you too much to have to hate you so early on this gaycation she had already suffered for. Though, bouncing up and down on Xue's shoulder like this? Being close enough to taste her thoughts - well, the surface ones anyway? Maybe 'suffering' was too harsh. Almost felt like she was thriving.
❝ There's a whole guest house, and a worker's quarters too, this place is H U G E. ❞ Urge to hop off of her shoulder and do her 'host thing' fought, on the off chance Xue decided to drop her on a master bed somewhere... So, instead she resorted to pointing, listing, and categorizing from her perch.
❝ Six Bedrooms. Four of them have their own bathroom. The two BIG DOORS in the middle are master suites, with master baths, walk-in closets, the whole shebang! You, however, babe, should take the one on the left. ❞
Hang on. She needs to make an 'L' with her hand ... Ah!
❝ Nope, the other left. Across the hall. ❞ Right. ❝ Like, handmade for you. ❞
'Why's that?' Some might ask. "WELL!" Emilia would say, rolling her eyes and snickering condescendingly. "It's got a HUGE bay window with retractable covers and panes, so at the press of a button, Xue could literally JUMP from her bedroom out into the training yard, the pool, or even the trail toward the Island, with a running start!
Direct access to ALL the best spots, as well as an intercom system connecting to the worker's cabin, a literal WALL of weapons collected from all over the world, and — oh fuck... A huge oil painting of Sin('s last most favored form) wearing just a blue velvet cloak.
Alright, she was gonna have Ay burn that. But ignoring that?? Great room! And right across the hall from Emilia's~ Of course.