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STRANGE GROWTH HAS ARISEN

IN THE MULCH. ❗️NOT AN ANIMAL❗️

IT IS A... ...METHOD...

FOR SPORE... ...DISPERSAL...

IT GROWS... ...FROM MATURE FELUNGI.

THE "FLUFF"... ...IS CONCENTRATED SPORES...

[image description: a picture of a printed message on a piece of paper. before the message is a picture of pope john paul II smiling and with his hands raised in the air. below it reads:

Hi,

if you're reading this message, it's highly likely that your printer is exposed to the public internet via port forwarding. This means that *anyone* on the internet with some technical knowledge can send print jobs to your printer - or worse, try to exploit it and use it as a part of a global botnet.

If you didn't intend for this, please look into disabling UPnP (Universal Plug and Play) on your router, or remove the port forwarding rule for the port 9100.

~ a friendly catgirl hacker :3

good morning to these talented husbands who are both called david and wear the same outfits and to them ONLY

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