we like to talk shit behind people's backs & judge

His emotions look like they were fried, I haven’t seen him feel anything since he forgot who the hell he is. Wouldn’t be surprised if he punched someone for telling him she’s dead.

Does it look like I care? I'll believe what I want to believe.my life has been a lie

You two heard this anon, chop chop.

I think jesus took the wheel before Brady even found out he’s a dad.

Can I be the priest?

*takes a moment* *prayer hands emoji*

Why not both? Sorry not sorry, you can’t make me choose between those two.

It was bound to happen one day. I’m still waiting on that hot erick sex.

Maxwell… come out, come out, wherever you are before Jamal gets a blowjob from Aladdin instead. Where the hell has Maxwell even been these past few days?

Do I look like some fucking psychic to you? I’m not Raven Baxter, go away.

Who the fuck needs all of these brotps and ships when you have the ultimate package deal with Briston?

Damn. Where the fuck was Olivia when all of this happened? Like Liv please, put a leash on your boyfriend. So far, he’s hit on Eric, kissed Bristol, what next? To be continued next time on Desperate Housewives of ECLC.

It’d fucking help if you could be a bit more specific, you know. What about them?

I’m surprised Eric held back. We all know that they secretly wanted to rip off each other’s clothes due to all the sexual tension and have hot, hot erick sex, let’s be real.

Me rn:

Who the fuck knows? But when she does suck his dick, she better remember this. #NORAGRETS