"Spare me of irrationality and ignorance."

"...He's literally my husband."

— @ebressobookie

"HE'S...he's what?"

He blinked, taken aback by the information. He then quickly lunges forward, pulling Espresso Cookie into a tight embrace.

"I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!"

Financier Cookie sighs.

"Yes, I've grown tired of his constant tomfoolery and nonsensical yapping."

He sighed slightly, but he remained standing in good posture.

"...Right... Sure... I shall get back to you if that offer ever piques my interest, consul... "

"Yes, I've grown tired of his constant tomfoolery and nonsensical yapping."

" I want a divorce "

He was...partially joking. In fact, he liked to speak to Espresso Cookie, whether he was "exposing" him or not.

"Also, you don't want one! Who would even think of divorcing the beautiful Divine, Madeleine Cookie?"

He laughs for his own amusement.

Financier Cookie sighs before she sits down at a desk full of papers. Wedding Cake Cookie used to give her stacks of divorce papers, with tears in her eyes.

"Pardon?! I-...Financier Cookie, how rude of you! Hmph!"

Madeleine Cookie crosses his arms before he looks to Espresso Cookie.

" What was that? "

He begins writing an elegant signature on the paper, sighing before he hands it back to Financier Cookie. He twirled his finger in circles on the desk.

"I have a brilliant idea for you, Espresso Cookie. We couulldd just divorce once a week! How does that sound?"

Espresso questions, shoving his pen in his pocket and then crossing his arms.

" I want a divorce "

He was...partially joking. In fact, he liked to speak to Espresso Cookie, whether he was "exposing" him or not.

"Also, you don't want one! Who would even think of divorcing the beautiful Divine, Madeleine Cookie?"

He laughs for his own amusement.

Financier Cookie sighs before she sits down at a desk full of papers. Wedding Cake Cookie used to give her stacks of divorce papers, with tears in her eyes.

"Pardon?! I-...Financier Cookie, how rude of you! Hmph!"

Madeleine Cookie crosses his arms before he looks to Espresso Cookie.

" What was that? "

" I want a divorce "

He was...partially joking. In fact, he liked to speak to Espresso Cookie, whether he was "exposing" him or not.

"Also, you don't want one! Who would even think of divorcing the beautiful Divine, Madeleine Cookie?"

He laughs for his own amusement.

@liz-cookie

Espresso Cookie can't help but notice. This woman catches his eye for no real reason in particular. Perhaps it was the striking color of her hair or the displeased expression on her face... or even just the mysterious aura that seems to surround her entire being. He decides to approach.

“Ah sorry, I got lost and I dunno where to go so I ended up here”

Espresso Cookie leans a little closer (a little too close), inspecting the woman's face. He then pulls away and turns to walk away.

“The hell is this feeling..I’ve never felt like this..only when I was with him..”

@liz-cookie

Espresso Cookie can't help but notice. This woman catches his eye for no real reason in particular. Perhaps it was the striking color of her hair or the displeased expression on her face... or even just the mysterious aura that seems to surround her entire being. He decides to approach.

“Ah sorry, I got lost and I dunno where to go so I ended up here”

Espresso Cookie leans a little closer (a little too close), inspecting the woman's face. He then pulls away and turns to walk away.

@liz-cookie

Espresso Cookie can't help but notice. This woman catches his eye for no real reason in particular. Perhaps it was the striking color of her hair or the displeased expression on her face... or even just the mysterious aura that seems to surround her entire being. He decides to approach.

“Ah sorry, I got lost and I dunno where to go so I ended up here”