*girl who doesn’t wanna lose contact with her friends voice*
omg, you’re like ssuuccchh reblogbait aren’t you? now be a good blogslut and-
*remembers most of my audience is like five years old*
i mean,,, hey sweetheart, mommy’s having a grown up problem and she really needs a favor. it’s okay, you don’t have to worry about how it makes you feel, she’ll take care of all the thinking, just press the little green button for me, okay? you did it? aww, you’re such a good listener!! if you can keep this up you might even get a sticker from the prize box!! now the next thing mommy needs you to touch is y–
*remembers most of my audience is actually here for dubcon agereg objectum plural hypno syscest*
i mean,,.,, duck duck go how to explain to daughter that feeling frustrated she can no longer have a few hundred people to embarrass her mother in front of for sexual reasons is a perfectly natural feeling for her age
*remembers that a portion of my audience is mostly here to ask me about burger*
i mean..,, sure is burger out,,.?
*remembers that the natural state of the soul is transience and that in my pursuit of regaining an ultimately temporary condition i will only find sadness*
i mean,,,..,, maybe there is beauty to be found here
*remembers that every time i used to open this app i would see like 20 tgirl nudes*
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