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Witness the GRAND REOPENING of the Glass Bubble!! A PHIGHTING! dating-sim where you serve bubble tea to inphernals, and hopefully warm your way into their heart ;)!!

You probably saw this on twt and that's because I completely forgot to repost this on tumblr-- so here's for the tumblr audience if you haven't seen it already!

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thank you so much!! 😋

i got really motivated in this request im really happy with how it turned out they’re so cute…❤️

grav and warp cameo…….

if we’re talking about pre-disaster i think it’s pretty obvious that medkit would be the gentler and calmer type ^.^ he’d be much less reserved compared to his current self, and in terms of romance i think he’d be very sweet and gentlemanly. blackrock seems quite restricting when it comes to relationships but he’d definitely find little things to do in order to prove that he’s serious about pursuing you. overall very romantic 10/10

subspace is a very loud individual but he won’t directly admit his feelings that easily. rather, his affections are shown through how often he clings around you while talking your ear off about his accomplishments, his new ideas, that sort of thing. he may be snarky at times but it’s subspace. that’s pretty much his love language. still a 10/10 though he’s definitely more tolerable than present subspace :P

i had way too much fun with this request so i locked in a little more. for you…. anon chan…. 👅🌹

meet the mind of illusion.

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• Knights in shining armor, what a typical concept of what people usually fantasize about when it comes to such romantic matters like those cliché instant novel. No need to be ashamed, we have all been there, it’s a classic one after all. Love songs and various different types of artwork have all tricked us into believing in knights in shining armor, such idealized man who comes to the rescue of a damsel in distress, the perfect protector who values chivalry in qualities expected of an ideal knight, especially courage, honor, courtesy, justice, and a readiness to help the weak. On theory, it sounds idyllic, isn’t it? And hey, you did achieve your dream of having someone like that in your life! But then again, when you look at the so-called ‘knight in shining armor’ of yours compared to the one in your mind? Well, let’s just say that Egobworder isn’t the typical Prince Charming that you were hoping for

• You’re pretty much used to the traditional type of knight on a white charger. Yeah, those guys who are full of sophisticated poetry and have quite the honor of the name they carry. But this guy? Egobworder? You think he is going to be like that Romeo to your Juliet, who is going to sing sweet nothings into your ears below your balcony in the middle of the night? If that’s what you have in mine, then let me hold your hands while breaking the news to you: You’re at the wrong address honey. Did you forget who is he originally? Yeah, even in this current circumstance, that specific trait of his isn’t going to hasta la bye bye anytime soon. He is technically still Skateboard, but more sophisticatedly fancier - that’s the best way for one to describe him

• Egobworder isn’t your daily stereotype of such fancy gentlemen on a lovely horse going all out to devote his entire life just to do good deeds with a people-pleasing attitude, oh no no, let’s just say that he has more than just that. That’s the head start for you to know. You have to remember that at the end of the day, the formulation of this dude right here is still the original Skateboard that you once knew. Yes, he’s still that laid-back and reckless skateboarder, but that’s deep inside, maybe a bit toned down yet it’s still there - you get the point of what I’m trying to say. Other than that he’s still managed to swoon your heart with that sweet tongue alongside with that charismatic demeanor of his

• How did you even meet him? The answer is simple: Egobworder has a free spirit with nothing to bound him back in one place for the rest of his life. His heart yearns for adventures, and so he shall fulfill it. Locating this man is actually quite the hassle since he insisting on following the calls of the abyss to nowhere. Rambling nonstop about this whole ‘adventure calls’ and how it’s important for him to charge forward to serve his purpose, which he doesn’t even tell you what is it clearly. One moment he is here, then the next moment he is already planning to leave after whatever he claims as his business has been finished. When you cross path with him, I mean it when I say this is quite the once in a blue moon type of event. It can be quite the random meetup, or it can be quiet the rendezvous that you have been calculating your eyes out just because of him. Nonetheless, the best advice one can give you is to seize the moment before he disappears into the unknown again

• Thankfully, Egobworder isn’t a loner. He has been traveling alone for who knows since when, but that doesn’t mean he is against the idea of having a companion by his side. If he did, then why would he offer you to become his partner out of the blue? All those years of traveling alone can get pretty boring when you have gotten used to it. Besides, with how much of a yapper he is, he needs someone to accompany him and his words aside from this idle sword. It’s pretty funny how people give him the look when he starts talking to himself with no audience, so guess that he does yearn for someone to join him. You can call him foolish when he just offers you, a stranger who he knows nothing about — or at least you thought so — to come and accompany him. But hey, you only live once, he has nothing to lose after all. Besides, how can you even say no to that mischievous yet all-knowing grin?

• When you agree to his request of becoming his companion, be ready to bid your old life a farewell because you’re about to see a whole new world when being with him. The goal of his journey is pretty unclear, it makes you wonder if he even has a goal in mind at the first place when starts traveling around. Egobworder is like a self-proclaimed Robin Hood - for the lack of better titles to associate him with, he goes wherever he feels like his presence is required. Although technically he is pretty sporadic, so it’s hard to grasp his character within a trait. Now that he has you by his side, maybe you can help him navigate through the journey properly so he won’t get lost on a daily basis again. He will take you to see the new world which you have never imagined before, and it’s a worthy experience, prepare yourself to be surprised with the miracle of life that you have missed for so long

• Egobworder is pretty ambitious himself. He charges forward with no string to bound him, always hungry for adventures and the thrilling adrenaline rush it comes with. Neophiliac isn’t the worth I’d use to call him as — but nonetheless, it’s somewhat accurate to a certain point — he only pursues things that he likes after all, no matter old or new, impossible or possible. Well, for Egobworder, he is rather venturesome. If he wishes to achieve something, he will go all out for it. Does this apply for all of his escapades? Maybe. Does this apply for his attempt to court you? Oh absolutely. But where’s the fun in saying it directly in front of your face? You already know how much he enjoys the chase of something — which in this case, it’s you — so he will try and win your heart without making it looks like it’s his intention. Damn him and his odd way of thinking. Then again, that’s what you have signed up for after all

• Charismatic is definitely a suitable choice of word to describe Egobworder. That smile, that gesture, that irresistible charm of something so vexatious yet so endearing at the same time - gosh, calling him a smooth operator is pretty accurate because of how much of an attraction he is. And damn does he take the ‘ego’ part of his name seriously, because giving this man attention is like feeding his ego a five star course meal. He has people wrapped around his finger with the perfect combination of a rascal and a gentleman within the same body. That is a dangerous fusion, I’ll give you that. One thing for sure is that it definitely amuses him if you get jealous of the people who are swooned by him. To Egobworder, he doesn’t mind them, what catches his eyes however is you and your response to said people. It’s a bit funny when you get all fussy about him being a chick magnet. He will reassure you that he only has his gaze upon his partner, but of course, it feels like he is teasing the heck out of you at the same time

• This man has a sweet tongue, and you probably see this coming at this point. Egobworder is blessed with the ability to swoon people with his words just for the fun of it. How can one even stay nonchalant with such sweet nothings from someone like him? Word is a powerful weapon. And of course, Egobworder is aware of it. He takes it as an advantage for his own gain, usually to keep his head on his neck before looking over for violence as an alternative solution. No, he isn’t against using violence. But there’s a saying ‘When word is useless, then violence shall be the answer’, so at least he has to try to use words first after all. It will save you two a great deal of effort. He knows how to find the possible persuasion to save the two of you out of a tough situation. He knows how to strike a good bargain when buying the necessities for your adventures. And most importantly, he knows how to convince someone to see the logical side in his plan no matter how absurd it sounds. Yeah, the ‘someone’ in saying is you. No matter how dumb his plan sounds, he always finds the right words to get you to agree with him

• That is to say that it’s undebatable about him being a huge flirt. Flirtatious banters are one of his favorite things to do with you. Most of the time he will keep it simple with intimate gestures out of the blue, but when he feels like he wants a serving of trouble since it’s what he is formed by at the end of the day, then that’s when he attacks with verbal affection right into your heart with no warning. Compliments coming from him is easy to foresee already, but with a questionable frequency to the point that you feel like he doesn’t spare you a moment to breathe at all? Yeah, you have to mentally prepare yourself for that because the way he does it is so unexpected just like his default tendencies. Whenever he feels like he wants to see you flustered, he means it when he says he is going to praise you heaven and back. It’s nothing too dumbfounded when he suddenly corners you against a solid surface then proceeds to give your heart an insane race all over again. You already know this guy - he is full of surprises

• Damn this guy with his mouth alongside his actions, one did mention how he isn’t going for those traditional stereotypes of those cliche knight in shining armor, and that makes him unique compared to those old-fashioned fairytale heroes. But then again, his flirtatious attempt is definitely bold — hell, it can even be described as foul if you may — and he isn’t shy away from it at all. If you think he is just a playful dork, then you’re an absolute idiot and I mean this in the most lovingly respectful way possible because surprise surprise, he manages to fool you into thinking that. I beg of you, don’t fall for it so easily. He is the type of guy whose touch will linger in that vulnerable spot of your body with a straight face while telling the things which he’d love to do to you with great pleasure. And good luck wiping that cocky grin off his face because he will act oblivious when you ask him to repeat what he just told you

• There are probably times when you have to physically shove him away when he suddenly thinks it was a good idea to whisper those suggestive things that belongs behind a closed bedroom’s door into your ears while you were minding your own business. And to make it worse, he is definitely not going to shy out even when you two are out there in front of other people. He does it not just for the thrill, but to get your attention from whatever you’re doing at the moment to him instead as well. Two birds with one stone, it’s still a win for him. Even when you’re talking with someone longer than he likes, that isn’t going to stop him from keeping his voice low enough for only you to hear. At least now he has your attention, not them. Is he petty? The answer is yes. But a slap or two on his helmet absolutely worths everything he says. He is impossible, and you know it well enough due to how long you two have been traveling together. Yet you can’t help but love it as much as it annoys you, no?

• He will definitely invite you to stand on his flying sword then charge forward just for the laugh of the situation. One thing for sure is that he will be a huge tease about it, or in a more casual way of saying it— yeah he will be an absolute dick during the entire ride, especially in the few first attempts of you two flying together. Egobworder will pretend that he has lost control over the sword because of how he claims that he isn’t used to flying with another person before, then will fake a chaotic landing which he accidentally drops you, just to fly downward and hold you in his arms gracefully like you weight a feather in his embrace. Yeah it’s absolutely valid for you to be upset with him afterwards. Don’t worry, it’s only one time, next time he promises that he will pull no stunt for your sake. But still, kick his ass, let it be a warning to that guy to never do that again

• Speaking of that, his sword technically isn’t the best type of transportation that can carry two people at the same time since it can be a bit cramped. Not that he mind though, but for the sake if your comfort, it’s up to you really. Unless you’re fine with standing in front of him with both of his hands holding your waist with a firm grip to keep you safe while flying while he is dangerously close to you, then you probably need a horse, or anything else that can help you to move around. It’s your choice whether you want to go with really. Fair warning though, good luck finding a horse that is fast enough to catch up with Egobworder at a decent price. But if you don’t want to get another vehicle to travel, feel free to stand in front of him on his sword anytime you want

• It’s clear as day at how he can be quite an asshole too. That previous mentions of him and his damn random urge are just a few honorable mentions, because there are still more of it, and they just get even more questionable from time to time. One time he deadass asked you if you want to share this drink of a funny-suspicious-looking potion he found in the random treasure chest with him, and when you figured that it was a shrink potion, you almost straggled him right there and right now if he didn’t start to run away. Okay, that can be count as an accident. But that time when you strayed away from the original plan and was captured in a hanging cell? What did he do? He took his sweet time laughing at you while beating the guards up. Even when he had the keys, he still insisted on making you beg for it just so he could get a good laugh out of the situation

• Yet despite all of that, you can’t deny that he genuinely cares about you. He just got a funny way of showing it. Maybe that’s just how he is, you should have known better than assuming that facade of him as who he actually is. Trust me when I say this, no matter how ridiculous his scheme can be, Egobworder holds you dear close to his heart. As much as it’s funny as hell when he pokes fun at you lightheartedly, he will immediately stop when he knows that you’re uncomfortable with it just by looking at the change in your usual expression. Who is it that carries you in such firm embrace when you have fallen ill to seek around for a medic? Who is it that has your back if not almost all of the time so he can protect you? Who is it that risk breaking his own favorite flying sword just to save you in the nick of time? You already know the answer, don’t you? Egobworder does it all for you because he actually cares for you more than anything else

• Don’t let that asshole fool you with that easy-going persona, he can actually be pretty protective of you whenever the times come. After all, you’re his partner — both in traveling and romantic senses, he puts those two together since it does makes sense, get it? Partner and partner romantically? — it’s his responsibility to look after you and to make sure that you’re safe with your head attached to your neck. He loves messing around with you, sure, but if other does that? Not on his watch. No one messes with his partner but him. And if they can’t take a hint to leave you out of the conversation, then he will just pick you up, throw you onto his shoulder like a potato sack then fly away immediately after throw the unfortunate dumbass into the well with one hand only. You do remember that he’s still strong as hell, right? It’s important that you keep it in mind, because you’re the brain and he’s the brawn in this dynamic

• That is to say, he can be a romantic partner when he feels like it. It’s not too obviously different from his other playful tease though, because unexpectedly, he knows how to get embarrassed too when he has to admit that it’s something more than just an ordinary flirt he just throws at you. Other than those chaotic jabs, he does have his serious intimate moments with you when the time comes. The most noticeable change is that he seems to be quieter than when he is being a nuisance just to get a reaction out from you. He doesn’t use his words much anymore, though his touch starts to linger on your hand, reluctant to let go before has the courage to hold onto to it. Another thing is that he will pull out unpredicted things that will catch you off guard. Like that time when he was resting close to you at your camp then decided to plug a flower nearby and put it in your pocket. Or when he began to twirl you around gently under the moonlight asking for a slow dance. What’s actually in this guy’s mind? Well, we might never know

• During the time you two travel together, he will tell you all of the tales about his past adventures. It will certainly amaze you, hearing just how much had he accomplished before meeting you. He will tell you stories of those faraway land which are full of jaw-dropping scenery, those bloodshed he has to deal with for the sake of the people he wants to protect, those exotic creatures that can only be imagined by slumbering into the dreamland, and so on. It’s marvelous, and he definitely has the voice of the storyteller, if you know what I mean. And well, he might exaggerate a few parts of it just for dramatic effect, claiming that he should have had his own epics by now so everyone can hear about ‘the tales of the almighty and handsome Egobworder’ — his words, not mine — heck, his pride is definitely something else. But hey, most of it is accurate to what exactly happened, he isn’t just pulling your leg by making things up on spot. If you want to, he can definitely schedule a plan for the future to revisit where he used to go through, aside from those where he has to hide his face because of not-so-legal things, of course

• He had his worries too. Egobworder just doesn’t like to show it to people around him, especially you. And hell, he did a great job hiding it all behind a cheeky smile. Egobworder doesn’t want to regret any decision he made, but sometimes he can’t help beating himself up in his mind when thinking of what if instead of doing this, he could have done that for the better. He carries his thoughts by himself because that’s what he is used too. And don’t get me started on how he would probably bite his own tongue rather than burden you with his nonsense. He is worried about fate, worried about himself, worried about the consequences of his potential flaw and of course, worried about you. It takes time for you to actually break down the towel of walls he has built up around his concern. And yes, please be patient with him. It’s not like he doesn’t want you to help, but he isn’t used to being helped. But once he learned to do so, he would show you just how much he appreciated you

• For someone like him, companionship worths much more than any promised treasure he could even imagine. He doesn’t get attached easily based on how open-minded he is when it comes to exploring the world, but guess that you have managed to become his exception. At first he simply thinks of you as someone who fate has led him to so that you shall become his partner, the one that will share his burdens and join him in laughters. Nothing more, nothing less. Yet when he looks at you now, why does he feel his heartbeat quickened? Just from the sight of you? Heck, Egobworder used to think that he would never be the type to settle down, he is too wild for that. And then you just have to hop into the picture to prove him wrong. Ironically, he adores it. He adores you, romantically

• The bound between the two of you is deep enough for you two to understand each other without a word spoken. You know that he looks at you with the same love you carry in your eyes ever since you lay your eyes on him. It takes time before it starts to hit him like a pillow of rose being shoved into his face, yet he isn’t against it. At first he would reconsider his own feelings properly, just to realize he has already seen you as something more than just ‘companion’. Your love is reciprocated before he even acknowledges it. Good lord, it makes him feel like an idiot. Though when he looks into your eyes, suddenly everything is fine again. Give him a good while to choose his words before have the serious talk with you about how he feels, it will be worth it, I promise

• You aren’t just a random partner he decides to scoff up out of nowhere to stay by his side through these endless adventures, you are more than just that. More than just a normal companion - you are his beloved treasure. All those time he has spent with you, it makes him feel like he has known you for an eternity. You give him that familiar warmth which he thought that he would have forgotten it by now with how much he paced around from here to there. As corny as it might sound, but you have become the home where his heart rests. He doesn’t say it often in serious manner, but Egobworder loves you. He really does, don’t think that he isn’t capable of staying faithful to his sweetheart, you will be surprised if that is what you had in mind. Jokes aside, you aren’t just a wonderful experience of which he has the pleasure to bound with, you are his everything. And he will thank the stars and whoever above for blessing him with the presence of you, his upmost precious treasure

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Note: For the dear customer who requested him, in all due respect, please count your days because I physically have to dwell into my mind to give him a proper personality (ﾟ∀ﾟ) Jokingly of course, but damn this one is definitely tough-