Patience, Charity, Faith, Friendship, and Awesome.

Every American should be required to watch this every forth of July.

sonic heritage post

LET ME WORM AMONG THE STARS

loud warning

Rolling on the floor sobbing and crying and losing my mind at “GET INSIDE THE VAAAAAAAAAAN”

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

I am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

everyones gotta stop reblogging this bro they're gonna find it and get so mad they try to strangle me again

accidentally wrote “never mill yourself” like yeah i don’t think anyone would do that unless they’re wheat or perhaps a rice

happy we’re just normal men wednesday

IT IS LITERALLY MONDAY

happy we’re just normal men wednesday monday

i had three fic ideas.  wrote one.  i still have three fic ideas.  this is not how math is supposed to work.

can this post please back up it’s too close to home

I had five ideas, I wrote two, now I have seven

Listen. They’re called “plot bunnies” for a reason, and it’s not just because they hop around all over your brain demanding attention.

The Ikea biphobia couch is the funniest thing that's ever happened. We found it gang. Nothing will ever top it in terms of being funny.

The what???

???

I don't know what to tell you man.

where is transgender flag "I'M TOO FAT FOR THIS HEAT"

it's that time of the year again folks

update: it's eyes turn green when the other team has a penalty

Encounter: junior league hockey god

I think the funnier conclusion is that Luke did mean to physically kick the guy, missed, and then used the force to cover his fuckup.

In SWTOR “Force Kick” is the Jedi Knight’s interrupt skill 😁

I both love and hate this.

i fuckign queued this and forgot abt it and got scared cuz i thought i was hacked or smth. anyways happy june eleventh

reblog while its still true 

wait one fucking second it is June 10th the time police lied to me