"I'm not gonna run! I've got a home to protect!"

"I made a fucking bear pun. There’s no coming back from that. Double shot espresso isn’t gonna do jack shit for me today."

Your initiation had begun, Yosuke. Give in to the bears~!

"I’m sure Naoto-kun could handle being serious about nothing!"

"...Im...beciles...?"

  "Sure, go for it!"

"...Uh. This is hard if there's nothing to be serious about..."

  "I guess it is! And I’m sure you’re really serious. I’m not gonna’ argue that one."

"Perhaps you require demonstration of my seriousness?"

  "I don’t think it’s the dumb jokes that make people smile, it’s more the fact that you’re always so happy. And naive. It’s kind of contagious, I guess!"

"...Hm? Naive...?" He takes a moment to comprehend. "I-I'll let you know that I'm a very perceptive bear--- A-Ah mean! I can be serious if you want to! Very much so, in fact! Hmpf..."

"Well, you know what they say! Can’t keep a good bear down! Heh, I’m glad to be back, too!"

"Hm, a shame, though, since I still have so much left, too…I know! Let’s go over to my side and have a picknick!"

"Whoa, really? I’d like that a lot! Now all we need are the picnic supplies. Where are we going to get those?"

"I'll leave that to you! I mean, I am already providing food and location!"

  "Right. You really don’t take any time off of your job, huh?"

"Nope! Why should I? It's way too much fun to make sure everyone's in high spirits! There's nothing as lovely in this world as a maiden smile. Don't you know?"

"Well, you know what they say! Can’t keep a good bear down! Heh, I’m glad to be back, too!"

  "Whaaaat? You had that many snacks while you were gone? I’m so jealous. I miss being able to eat things whenever I want…"

"Hm, a shame, though, since I still have so much left, too...I know! Let's go over to my side and have a picknick!"

  "Is that really part of your job?"

"Not part of my job as a contributing society, BUT part of my job as you guys' personal lovable little clown and mood-raiser!"

"So Chie-chan, you’re saying that you… can’t bear it?”

"So dumb."

He's contractually obligated to make dumb jokes 24/7.

"Okay, no. Puns are enough, puns about me is going too far."

"So Chie-chan, you're saying that you... can't bear it?"

"…Can you forgive me for being such dumb, old bear?"

"I-it was just too quiet around h-here without you and your big bear schenanagins, that’s all! I w-wasn’t scared.. I knew you were coming back!"

"Thank you. I'm sorry for scaring you so bad... If you want to yell at me some more, you can go on ahead! I can take a lot, you know!"

"Well, you know what they say! Can’t keep a good bear down! Heh, I’m glad to be back, too!"

"That’s good to hear. So what have you been doing while you’ve been gone?"

"Ah, you know, the usual. Roaming a mega-city, eating snacks, going to arcades, eating snacks, enjoying the urban beauty, eating snacks, learning a thing or two about Junes stores in the city, and, oh, can't forget about all the snacks I had!"