ALL BITE, NO BARK.

          Let’s not fail to mention that once my car is done getting worked on, she has made it a point to take it, even if I need it to get somewhere. My mother has also made the claim that even though my car is a gift from my grandfather, that I have to pay for the work that needs to be done on it. Now that wouldn’t be a problem for me because my biological father pays quite a bit of money to child support monthly, but alas I’m not the one who has my child support card, my mother does, and all the money that my biological father has paid, has gone into doing modification work on my mother’s car. Yet the child support my brother gets from his father goes right into things my brother needs. Let me also mention that my mother doesn’t need to use my child support since she’s working more than one job, and makes more than $2,000 a week.

          Now that we’ve gotten through all of that, I’m going to get to the point, I’m opening commissions. I do a lot of different things, I do graphic work, writing work ( I specialize in scriptwriting ), visual artwork, and I edit videos. I have some examples of my graphic work on Ko-Fi, and examples of my video editing on my YouTube. I will be posting more examples of my content on Ko-Fi. But thank you for reading this, if you don’t want to commission me but want to help please donate the minimum or reblog this post to get it around! Thank you again!

ZATAN’S KO-FI!

                        ɪɴᴅɪᴇ ᴜᴛᴀ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴛᴏᴋʏᴏ ɢʜᴏᴜʟ

                                   ᴡʀɪᴛᴛᴇɴ ʙʏ ᴍᴏᴏɴʏ

                                       ʀᴜʟᴇꜱ/ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ

         *   HAVEN’T YOU HEARD? THE CHUPACABRA HAS BEEN LURKING IN THE NIGHT!

“I would kill you and everything you love for a single breadstick from Olive Garden.”

“Y'all act like condoms don’t rip and can’t malfunction, you can still use protection and end up pregnant. Educate yourself.”

“If this virus gets anymore toxic Imma end up dating it.

“If I ever date a sneakerhead and he cheats on me, I’m creasing every damn pair of his shoes.”

“Guys always talking about how they want a crazy bitch but dip once they find out that she watches bestgore instead of investigation discovery.”

“Not to flex but the voices in my head been real quiet since I banged my head against wall fifteen times.”

“Jeffery Dahmer the people nommer.”

“Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my morning paint thinner.”

“You’re in his DMs, but I’m in his police report, we are not the same.”

“Y'all ain’t gonna be fucking laughing when you wake up and look out you’re window and the first thing you see is me sitting in a lawn chair in your front yard sipping a wine cooler and waiting till you come out so I can bash the bottle over your fucking head.“

“People act like my mom won’t beat your mom’s ass as I’m beating your ass.“

“I know where both these bitches live. I got hands, and they can be thrown.“

“I better see you in the mosh pit.”

“Don’t ignore me, fool.“

“Zooming in the camera lens on your weed don’t make it exotic.“

“How come whenever somebody die y'all just ASSUME they went to heaven, got me thinking hell is empty and shit.“

“I feel like breadsticks give me power, gotta be the carbs or something.“

“Stupidity is a disease and I am a fourteenth-century rat.“

“I’m tired of boys messing with me, stop playing like I ain’t got your address or your mamas number.”

“My ex called me a hood rat.”

“This kid just BARKED at another kid in my class they just communicating like they dogs or something like that.”

“I have this one small patch of skin on my forehead that seems dry and it makes me feel like a slithery snake.”

“Just because we don’t sit at the same table anymore doesn’t mean I don’t want you to eat, remember that.“

“WELL slap my ass and call me a mouse with a chicken strip.“

“So like you ever see those people with those big ass gaps in they teeth? So big they can fit four blunts in that gap?“

“Your man crush Monday wears emoji decorated hoodies.“