"oh shit." said the xbox controller

i was thinking about writing beavis and butthead fanfiction but i have just now realized this comic about them randomly having a chi yu and chien pao apropos of nothing is actually the perfect comic to continue doing

when mel brooks eventually dies i think the funniest joke would just be to blast "usher yeah" like i'm celebrating his death but in reality i'm doing it for funny which is in the spirit of mel brooks. here's to you, mel brooks.

the legend of deltagoon.

i grab trey's ass in the last one. sexual style. with both of my hands

so many trey dreams lately.

of course i am absolutely comfortable setting myself on fire to say what i feel is fair, regardless of what you consider acceptable critique

i could be meaner about undertale. i could call it liberalslop from 2015 made by a basement dwelling white liberal who (also) preyed on teenagers with his gang of pedophiles. but the reason i don't talk about it much is because people are too precious about toby

oh. had a nice dream about you friday morning

someone just flirted with me while driving home. i am at a red light

thank you billie eilish for having an open discussion about how pregnancy can genuinely fuck up your body and that choosing to not have kids because of that is a perfectly fine choice

do you think when murdoch saw ismay get in the lifeboat he suddenly realized that being indifferent about those labor strikes he could've been a part of was a bad idea. if i recall correctly murdoch was giving ismay a cold look when he got in the lifeboat