everybody reblog this with an everyday thing that would fucking kill a founding father. don’t question it just do it

“I said the Nile runs up, you going down for a while.”

🚫NO FREE FEET🚫

they adopted her and her name is now marimo-chan!!!

At least tumblr doesn’t censor us to the point where we have to say “seggs” and “unalive” I guess

A source for this, as well as her mother’s post about it.

remember when guys genuinely got mad at girls for using the dog filter on snap and called them hoes

They are

ik ur not talking with an anime icon

stepped on a plum (overripe plum) (barefoot) it was on the driveway got out of the car and accidentally (didn’t know it was there) stepped on the plum (warm) (on the ground) (it had fallen from the tree) barefoot (no shoes) wearing long pants (too long) (need to hem them) plum viscera got on them (the pants) unexpected plum on the driveway (hot plum) (97 degrees out) already super hungover (throwing up all morning) (should not have been driving at all) and I stepped out of the car (black car) (97 degrees out) and onto the plum (unexpected) (didn’t know the plum was there) and it burst (plum nightmare on my only good pair of sweatpants) still we find ways to keep ourselves going from day to day

That lemon demon song was hella lit fam