The Complete Nerd In One Boy

Oh to be sleepy and crawl into bed with someone who's warm and safe and you know will take care of you in all the right ways

You deserve the sex you fantasize about.

there needs to be an easier way to convey the idea of "it's absolutely fine that you don't like this thing I like, and I don't even necessarily disagree with your reasons for disliking it, but I am sick to death of hearing your negative opinions about it."

op what you just said is 1000% perfect that’s exactly how you say it

Oh wow. I didn’t know I needed to hear this.

so fucked that in the 60s and 70s there was an actual mainstream political movement in the us to completely abolish the cia and now they get free annual propaganda movies and tv shows from amazon and disney

Yoga is “Solo Mode” for Twister. Or maybe Twister is multiplayer Yoga.

literally what is the logic behind naps leaving you with a weird taste in your mouth. i wasnt eating anything i was sleep

its the spiders isnt it

Hold on I’m Jewish I gotta look some things up

Yeah this is pretty funny

after analyzing every possible chess game using a quantum computer we have determined that the optimal strategy is to move the horseys around. this is literally unbeatable

her pussy so wet it has me sliding around like an ice level in stupid mario brothers