Eamon McArdle: Make Believe Blogger

you should be able to buy a gun on the tumblr marketplace

instead of watching the fast and furious you should be meditating on why the earth is so vast and curious

do NOT listen to this person. The Fast and Furious franchise is immaculate and very entertaining. When was the last time the Earth showed you Vin Diesel ground pound to destroy a parking lot?

so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away

My therapist said that if you punch your pillow, you’re putting all your negative energy in it and putting your head on it will get you nightmares

you should get a better therapist

I work at indeed.com my job is throwing all of the applications away

hi.. I am a transfer student..from Resident Evil Village.. I don't have friends here yet, but I am very eager to learn about your culture 😅

sometimes i randomly think about how much this post sucks and start laughing really hard