why don't you figure my heart out?

chaotic good

If you don’t reblog this at least once you’re a joke.

Saw it again right under the other still gonna do it

Every time this is on my dash, it’s an automatic reblog.

piers morgan is the loudest dumbass jfdjekfkd

I love when this app just closes itself on me like you’re right thank you

the “in this essay, i will” memes are the most wholesome of the current popular memes because as well as being genuinely hilarious, they encourage deep, analytical thinking which often produces profound statements. in this essay, i will 

I don’t feel so gucci mr.stark

why everybody be tryna act like they didn’t have a twilight phase

You either had a twilight phase or you had an anti-twilight phase and in either case you invested emotion in twilight, your twilight phase

listen, when i go to open my mouth & what comes out is 12 degrees of seperation from what the original topic was, u need to connect the dots bitch. think fast. i’m not gonna hold ur hand but we’re leaving now and visiting every topic along the line. wave it goodbye, don’t get hung up on it