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My friend heard about my gfâs library cat and there is a cat fight news at 10
Oh really.

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Crowley & Aziraphaleâs New Yearâs Wishes
From http://www.harpercollins.com/author/AuthorExtra.aspx?displayType=essay&authorID=3417
Crowley:Â
Resolution #1: I must accept that Super-Gluing valuable coins to the sidewalk and then watching events from a nearby cafĂŠ is not proper demonic activity.
Resolution #2: The same applies to rearranging the letters on wayside pulpits.
Resolution #3: Try to come up with something as good as cell phone ringtones, following one last stab at convincing Downstairs that cell phone ringtones are right up there in the whole Human Misery stakes. And iPods. Has anybody Down There even said thank you for iPods? Or âGoogling yourself?â Frankly, I deserve some kind of award for âGoogling yourself.â
Resolution #4: I must encourage greedy people to use the term, âLow-hanging fruit,â because thatâs just like old times.
Resolution #5: This year, I will get a desk near the window.
Resolution #6: I will try to understand why Hell is a no-smoking area. I just think itâs ridiculous having to stand around outside the gates, thatâs all.
Resolution #7: On the orders of Head Office I will encourage the belief in Intelligent Design, because it upsets everyone.
Resolution #8: Stop Googling myself.
Aziraphale:
Resolution #1: Spread peace and love and glad tidings of great joy throughout the world. Also try to get out more.
Resolution #2: I will be charitable to people who use the term âcore values,â however difficult this may be.
Resolution #3: Notwithstanding Resolution #2 (above), I will redouble my efforts to have the utterance of the phrase âcore valuesâ classified as a deadly sin. I believe Himself is with me on this one.
Resolution #4: I will try to be nicer to the customers. They want to buy books; I want to sell them. It canât be that hard. (Memo to self: Regular opening hours? Mark prices on books?)
Resolution #5: I will try to be polite to Gabriel, no matter what the provocation.
Resolution #6: Find out exactly what an âInternetâ is.
Resolution #7: Really must resume dancing lessons. Learn the âGalloping Major,â the âGay Gordons,â the âMashed Potatoes.â Possibly even the âTwistâ?
Resolution #8: Thwart Infernal Wiles (ongoing).
Resolution #9: I will try to understand why Heaven is a non-smoking area.
Resolution #10: On the orders of Head Office I will encourage the belief in Intelligent Design â despite the fact that the human airway crosses the digestive tract. Who thought that was intelligent?
Resolution #11: Feed the ducks.
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PS: If you are a person who wrote Good Omens, do not EVER look at the Tumblr Aziraphale tag to find a nice picture of Crowley and Aziraphale to put into a New Yearâs blog. There are things you can never unsee.
There are 17 of them altogether. Iâd give a prize to anyone who could correctly identify which are mine and which are Terryâs, except there are a few I canât remember.
(Thinks. Goes and finds the original email chain. Itâs from December 2005.)
Ah. Terry wrote 4 Crowleys and 2 Aziraphales. Then I wrote 2 Crowleys and 6 Aziraphales. Then Terry added another 2 Crowleys and another 3 Aziraphales, including one I would have sworn was mine.Â
So now I know.
If anyone can correctly identify whose are whose (and Iâve done a fair bit of the work for you in the numbers above) post it here, and if I notice a correct one, Iâll find something fun and Good Omens related from the edit suite to send you.
(This is definitely not the sort of official contest that needs rules and stuff. Itâs not the kind of thing you can âwinâ by picking every combination and posting it, because Iâm going to be checking the replies to this, and thatâs just going to irritate me. Itâs more of a vague curiosity stop.)Â
Artwork above by mizzkatonic
All right, Iâm going to take a mostly random stab at this.
For Crowley:
Terry Pratchett
1
2
3
4
7
8
Neil Gaiman
5
6
For Aziraphale:
Terry Pratchett
2
3
5
8
10
Neil Gaiman
1
4
6
7
9
11
Iâm almost certainly wrong with my guess above, but I went ahead and decided to play with numbers, because I felt like it, and also because I wanted to exercise my math skills, and I wanted to see how many possible combinations there are.
By my calculations there are 12,936 possible combinations that fit the criteria Mr. Gaiman outlined.
Since Iâm a bit rusty at calculating combinations and permutations, Iâll show my work below the cut, if anyone cares to read a little about math or wants to correct me.
Keep reading
And no completely right answers so far. Which makes me oddly happy.
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Doctors are trained similarly in Canada and Sweden, they must apply for an advanced training called âmedical schoolâ. Â Very similar to the hugely popular Greyâs Anatomy, students must complete vigorous testing and long hours studying to then endure deadly competition within hospitals.
Ah yes, deadly competition. For instance, every year, we hold a scalpel wielding contest where the goal is to take out the other contestantâs kidney. Winner gets the two healthiest donations and a surgery residency.Â
So as far as I can recall neither you nor Terry Pratchett were particularly religious. Did you read the bible before writing Good Omens or was it all secondary sources? I'm asking because I'm writing something in the same genre and wondering if I can get away with not reading it. (Or maybe using Sparknotes.)
We both knew our bibles. Thatâs where the jokes were, after all.
If you go back to primary sources, you donât make other peopleâs jokes, or think what other people tell you to think about something. You see whatâs there. If you use secondary sources you only see what other people think, or tell you about. Go to primary sources every time.
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Character: Death / From: DC/Vertigo Comics âSandmanâ Series by Neil Gaiman / Cosplayer: Silhouette d'Amour / Photo: Rachel Mia (2015)
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how to waste 8 hours of your life
step 1: have to do something
step 2: dont
step 3: feel guilty you havent done it
step 4: conclude you are not allowed to do anything until you do the thing
step 5: dont
congratulations, youve wasted 8 hours of you life doing absolutely nothing
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President Trump's lawyer also responded to the satirical music video from BADBADNOTGOOD, Snoop Dogg and Kaytranada, calling it "totally disgraceful. Snoop owes the president an apology."
In a new video for the slinky, jazz-rooted BADBADNOTGOOD song âLavender,â a character named âRonald Klump,â a satirical Donald Trump stand-in, is the victim of a Looney Tunes-ian âBANG,â fired by Snoop Dogg. (The video is also heavy on Snoopâs favorite subject, the continuous ingestion of pot.)
The video, remixed by Kaytranada and newly bedrocked by verses from Snoop Dogg, was released Monday, and since then, the GOP health care bill and President Trumpâs tax returns have dominated the national conversation. Nevertheless, the president took time this morning to respond to the video on Twitter, saying, âCan you imagine what the outcry would be if @SnoopDogg, failing career and all, had aimed and fired the gun at President Obama? Jail time!â
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Senpai noticed me and we had srs discussions on a patient weâre both taking care of.Â
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Virgin boy egg
Virgin boy eggs are widely accepted as a time-honored tradition of the city, rather than considered taboo like most other cultures.[1]Â Boy egg vendors go to elementary schools in the city where they collect urine from young boys, preferably under the age of ten. The children, having been raised in the city and indoctrinated into its culture, are used to the practice. As young boys would in schools from many other cultures, they excuse themselves from class when they feel the urge to urinate. However, instead of going to the restroom, they relieve themselves in the basin that the vendors place in the hallways. Some vendors go as far as to wait with containers in parks or public restrooms for a parent who is willing to let their child offer urine.[1][7]Â The teachers, being accustomed to the tradition as well, often remind the boys to not urinate in the basin if any of them have a fever or feel ill.[1][7]Â In addition to buying them from street vendors, residents of Dongyang are also known to cook and prepare the eggs at home, using the urine from household boys.[2]Â Although modern medical research provides evidence that there are no health benefits from ingesting urine, the virgin boy eggs remain deeply rooted in tradition. As of 2012, the eggs are sold for about 1.50 yuan (approximately $0.24) per egg and are approximately twice the price of normal eggs.[2]Â However, not all of Dongyangâs residents enjoy the dish. One local man was quoted stating, âThe smell kills me. I feel like throwing up at the thought of it. It stinks.â[1]Â In general, virgin boy eggs remain highly acclaimed by the people of Dongyang for both its taste and even its âfragrantâ smell.[2]
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