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Me, talking to a coworker: I randomly know a lot about the Interstate Highway system

Coworker: Haha of course you do, so anyways-

Me, cutting her off: Did you know that many interstate highways were designed to be able to land a military aircraft in the case of an emergency

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rotten to the core

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untrustyou

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Me: *pouring fabric softener*

Brain: drink

Me: ??? no???

Brain: smell nice. drink

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*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life

*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child

*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is

*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone

*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing

*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents

*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me

*period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary

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my mom is really that bitch and i’m that bitch jr

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