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an ex art student’s lament

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ruinedchildhood

Are we going to forget that this happened?

shegotistical

I just watched The Blob for the first time and not to spoil it but cold is the only way to stop it so they ship it to the arctic. And these old B movies get a lot of flack for not actually being scary but the last line of the film was that the blob can’t be killed but at least it’s stopped “so long as the arctic stays frozen” and lemme tell you that is THE most terrifying line a viewer in 2018 could hear.

geardrops

anyway i have a pitch for The Blob 2

forever90s

newagenda

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ruby-white-rabbit

So i went on a date to a haunted house and made friends with the girls behind us. As we’re going through, one of them is holding my hand and a guy leaps out and separates us. I panic as my date is pulling me along, I reach back for her and grab her hand in a group of three other performers and start getting out if there. After a bit I look back to check on her and I discover I’m holding the hand of a six foot tall zombie creature and not a 5'2" girl.

Cue the most terrifying realization of my life.

I had basically kidnapped this performer from his section and abandoned the girl and her friend behind us.

throwbackblr

ruinedchildhood

actuallybee

Romeo: My name is Romeo Montague.

Juliet: And mine's Juliet.

Romeo: Juliet, I don't know what to say.

Juliet: Then make no sound.

Romeo: I am lost.

Juliet: And I am found.

Romeo: A heart full of—

Mercutio: HE WAS NEVER MINE TO LOSE.

pr1nceshawn

Clever Illustrations by Nacho Diaz

fugayyyku

This was all very cute except the fucking ice melting on earth in the hour glass it’s completely chilling and we’re all going to die

finnwolflhard

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

susiethemoderator

WHO DID THIS VOICE OVER LMAO

wecanalldobetter

I’m not watching the show. This is all I need.

teatoppy

^^^im mad I️ know people who talk like this😂

constructedparadox

Y he so loud for???

themasterpupil

This shoulda been the original

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barbieofcolour-deactivated20211

found my dream job

ben-yatta

i keep seeing the gif set so here’s the video

brutashaobitineandphilindaohmy

Oh lord

stimman3000

https://instagram.com/p/Ba9Kaz8Aeks/

Reblog. Every. Damn. Time. ❤️❤️❤️

safetypinpenny

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balancethepower-deactivated2018

I remember when this video first appeared because it was probably the first time I’d come across the concept of a happy settled gay relationship and I really really remember it

dylanprogress-deactivated202311

This is perfect.

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