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"So," begins the chef, hands nervously fiddling with his thumbs, hopeful eyes intent on the young woman's face, "What do you think?"

She momentarily glances up at him in the midst of drawing the spoon away from her lips, quickly averting his gaze down to the utensil and then over elsewhere - it’s no good. Infact, it’s a little awful. Somewhat awful. Rather awful. Absolutely awful. Far too salty, and fried just 10 ( see: 20 ) minutes too long. She wishes they hadn’t known about her arrival, and regrets having made the blog post that automatically geo-tagged her to begin with. Damned technology nowadays.

"It's, erm... lovely...! I'd like to have another glass of champagne, please. I need something to wash down the taste."

Send ✉ for an 2 AM text 

[ sms: oreo ] Do you know a place that’s still open right now?

[ sms: oreo ] A milkshake sounds so good right now. Send help.

Send ✘ for an unsent text  

[ sms: oreo // msg failed! ] I finished your kid’s little sweaters, Dylan. Wanna see them? ; 3 ; It’s has a cute little bow and the other one has a little puppy design too.

Send ☠ for a threatening message

[ sms: oreo ] I don’t know if I ever told you this but if you ever make my best friend upset I am going to grab you by the ear and —

[ sms: oreo ] Send you away to the tower. B| Because I’m not going to hit you.

Send ❤ for a lusty/loving/affectionate message

[ sms: oreo ] I know we don’t speak much but I’m really thankful to have a good friend like you. And to know that Hunhuna’s in good care along with those little sunshines too. You’re a wonderful person, Oreo. Don’t ever think otherwise. You’re like— double stuffed oreos, aka the best kind of oreo around town.

Send ♣ for a drunk message

[ sms: oreo ] i de kw here i’ at