sinister butch

I used to think I was attracted to men and maybe trans because I would look at mlm couples and be like I want that I want boyish love I want to wrestle and give each other shit and punch each other on the shoulder and be a little messy and dumb together I wanna blush at each others arm muscles. Turns out I’m just a butch who likes butches. Revelation. Didn’t know you could do that but it’s so cool like yeah show me your truck’s special features buddy I’m gonna kiss u stupid later. Oh u basically wore a gym outfit on our date that’s so hot actually, can I interest u in me slipping my fingers up the hem of your basketball shorts when I touch your knee? oh u cuddle me by spooning me in a half assed headlock that’s so cozy. I love being a boyish lesbian I love boyish lesbians I am kissing you all on the mouth

Naming the female razor brand Venus is so personally offensive to me....you think Venus the goddess of love and sex and beauty was shaving her PUSSY? Go kill yourself

butches who refer to their junk as their bulge and pack and say they’re hard when aroused wya

im inventing a new bechdel test that you can only pass if your movie has two butches alone together smoking and maybe one of them grabs the other by the belt loops and then one of them puts a cigarette out on the other and then they start making out against a truck and maybe there's a little bit of teeth and tracy chapman is playing on the radio and we can hear them breathing and cut to black. or not. maybe not cut to black. i will leave that up to you but remember there is a right answer

If I die without getting pounded by a fat older butch I never truly lived

her dick might be plastic but it will get me pregnant some how

love love love love LOVE when a butch is wearing mens clothing and the buttons are just begging for mercy. tits busting out the shirt ass busting out the jeans and hips just making all those honeycomb cats whisker lines... yeah yeah tailoring exists but have you seen what a couple DDs look like through a six year strong dollar store tank top? like some kinda raggedy lingerie, thin and wispy as a ghost and draped on the thickest fattest strongest most built ass body you've ever seen

the dyke urge to suck on dyke tongue

using the strap like i could actually get her pregnant with it

butch tits. 👍

if "predatory lesbian" is such a problematic stereotype then why does thinking about one make me so horny? checkmate liberals

lowkey kinda misogynistic to put damsels into distress. personally, I only ever put damsels into delight. because I care

straddling another butch's hips and grinding your aching mound against their bulge through the both of your' jeans until you've soaked through the denim and can't even hold yourself up anymore

he/him in a butch dyke way