Flint

I love making people feel human and accepted. I’m not flirting with you.

Showing you physical affection does not mean I want to fuck you. Showing you physical affection does not mean I want to fuck you. Showing you physical affection does not mean I want to fuck you. Showing you physical affection does not mean I want to fuck you.

advertising lemonade is pointless. the human body already knows it needs it

"kililng two birds with one stone" -> "killing 5 people with one trolley"

i stopped giving a shit about "legit" purchases of digital products after i spent $80 on the entire Dark Horse collection of Trigun/Trigun Maximum ebook mangas, learning that I only got access to reading them through a proprietary website ereader function, couldn't download them, and couldn't get a refund, and then literally only a year later, getting an e-mail stating that Dark Horse was shutting down that part of their company and I wouldn't even be able to read them anymore. Fuck that

No, Word, I do not “want to rewrite this paragraph with copilot”. Similarly, I do not “want to hire a drunk chimp as a chauffeur”, so perhaps you can fuck off?

I don't rly understand the whole 6 7 thing but I must say I'm glad to know they're still releasing new funny numbers. 420 and 69 had been shouldering a lot of weight for a long time.

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny