“the shire is burning, so mordor it is.”

I just alternate between ‘maybe I’m smarter than I give myself credit for’ and ‘maybe I’m dumber than I realized’

@yawpkatsi

9-1-1 AU fic prompt: everyone in the 118 just has a nice day for once

John Mulaney needs to make another Netflix special cause I already memorized all of his work

all I want is a cute apartment with big windows, sunshine streaming through, a full bookcase, the smell of coffee and to be content and at peace with life

Me, calculating the age difference between me and a celebrity as if THAT is the biggest obstacle in our hypothetical relationship: yeah okay this could work

the stuff some of y’all find problematic makes me wonder if y’all ever go outside and interact with actual people

#The way some people interact with fiction is like the equivalent of a suburban mom asking for the manager

it pisses me off when i get customers at my job who tell me “at least it’s FRIDAY” like..no?? it is at best my Wednesday like are you from a magical world where everybody gets a weekend? fuck you

I’m laughing bc in food and retail fridays are the beginning of the three hell days