astronaut Mike

u can just rock back and forth if u want. its free

sleepy in ways previously unknown to man or beast

[id: two men holding the halves of an amethyst geode, smiling. the geode is heart shaped, and both men are smiling. /end id]

when god closes a door i desperately try to pry it open until im bleeding and even then i dont stop

Bite me as hard as you please, and make me see stars. I am yours to use.

imagine a burger saying this haha

i love saying etc. like figure it out yourself

theres a knight in my backyard stabbing the ground with his sword trying to render my soil barren by killing the worms but luckily ive trained them all in classical ballet and they keep pirouetting away from the blade