Carved From Mighty Oak

Needleman:

enjoys puns and other wordplay, and can get along with topman on that basis

tries really hard to get along with sparkman but something about Spark's needle-hands really worries him.

why is he the one everyone goes to with their emotional problems hE'S NOT GOOD AT THIS STOP CRYING PLEASE

better at emotional stuff than he thinks but if you tell him that he will skewer you

whereas Magnet will lead with force, Needle is better about convincing others through reason

will get into heated arguments with Topman and Geminiman though. Philosophical debates and such

Magnetman:

a jock with nerd tendancies

built to be deceptively strong, because he has to practically fight his own magnetism to get anything done.

is pretty much the one in charge.

do you disagree with him? then you better get ready to throw hands.

"parry this you filthy casual" *shoots magnet missile*

often forgets his own strength and magnet powers. this has led to multiple broken devices and bent armor

worries about his linemates a lot. they're the source of most of his tension

Geminiman:

similarly to crystalman, bits and pieces of him are encased in reflective crystals. Though, most of his crystals are hidden within.

His eyes appear to be glazed over with jewels, but he can see perfectly fine

the more duplicates he makes, the more deteriorated they become, as if the crystals within them begin to grow and break through their armor

it is rumored in hushed tones that the same thing will happen to gemini, and that he's merely a ticking time bomb of crystalline power

perhaps that is why gemini is always so focused on his impermanent image, making sure there is no sign that what they say is true.

this bitch is so high strung he will punch you for complimenting his armor

besides, he knows his armor is perfect. he doesn't need someone wasting his precious time by telling him what he already knows

Hardman:

please just let this guy rest

He often acts as the enforcer when things need to get done. this includes being the one to finally get moving when a decision is made, and keeping an eye on the more troublesome of the third line

this is a bit humorous to outsiders, because of his constant mutterings of objects to having to do things. it seems that most of his objections aren't serious though, just a force of habit

Slow to get started, but very difficult to stop his momentum. What he starts will get finished, no matter how long it takes.

His advice is highly valued and highly sought after, but rare.

has strong dad energy. "don't touch the thermostat", "i'm not asleep i'm watching that", "i'm just resting my eyes" etc.

Topman:

he will ramble for hours if you let him. what he's rambling about, no one can really tell... he appreciates it if you pretend you're following along though :)

Don't get into an argument with him, this bitch has lvl 100 speech and will make you repeatedly contradict yourself and eventually finding yourself agreeing with him

as such, the others will sometimes just tell him "shut up" and shush him if he tries to speak up. this happens a lot when they're trying to make a logical decision, because he never has any reasonable ideas

He is very cheeky and a bit brassy, more than often biting off more than he can chew

he is the reason the hallways have safety mirrors at every corner, him constantly running into people.

he should probably be supervised more than he actually is...

Snakeman:

has a dental lisp due to his fucked-up, teeth-filled jaws. Gemini likes to pick on him for it. snake picks on him back, the two of them constantly bickering

really shitty vision and hearing, relies on what is basically a seeing-eye snake

really relies on the snakes in general. deeply cares for them and is careful to repair those he can

in general much more sappy than he lets on, he just shows his affection in unconventional ways

he towers over almost everyone else in Wily castle, lanky-ass bitch (affectionate)

his unusual silhouette and camouflage capabilities put a lot of stress on others' visual receptors, which causes that unnerved feeling of wrong in others. He's basically in the robot uncanny valley.

Sparkman:

mentally the youngest (like young or mid teen)

"I built an electric robot stronger than elec man!!" You ruined a perfectly good robot is what you did. Look at him, he's got anxiety

needs a ton of repairs due to repeated instances of frying his own circuits

has a very contagious laughter. It's easy to make him cry tears of laughter and run out of breath too, just one good punchline and he's done its over lmao

he is just really sweet and golden hearted

speaks a bit fast, and stumbles over his words. Like he's in a rush to get out everything he can before his time is up.

really looks up to Needle in particular, even if they don't spend much time together

Shadowman:

was much more tattered when Wily found him. bits and pieces sewn together to resemble a moern machine

close with topman weirdly. after he went rogue he only really visits the castle to see toppy

soft spoken, but curt. still has the programming of an unidentifiable accent

when he went rogue, he destroyed the eye that reported back to wily. He was used to it not working so he's not that upset over it. really, he didn't destroy it as much as he did not fix it when it did break.

what he is doing at any given moment is completely in the air, his motivations are fluid and his routine is nonexistant