DWIGHT

Welcome to my twisted askblog??? Anyway, I’m Eric Cartman and, since this shit got popular, I’m hopping on the bandwagon. Send in asks, fuckers, just don’t make them stupid. 

I’m seriously.

ive actually thought a lot about how their roles kinda switched after season 1-3. where kyle was the bully and cartman was usually the victim. i feel that it’s one of the major reasons cartman turned “evil”.

cartmans character is way more better in s1-3…. and matt n trey knows theyve basically switched him and kyle (and stan kinda?)!! but i think… it kinda sucks bc i like it better when eric was like the ignorant,spoiled jerk who was the punching bag for most fat jokes when he didnt deserve it (plus he couldnt even defend himself without stumbling over his words it was so cute)

i mean his rudest insult before was calling stan a “hippie” lmao, and he didnt even know who hitler was and only wore the costume bc of his mom…. hmm eyes

also most plot B’s with him were kinda innocent, i will never forget the cheesy poof commercial episode

kyle was wild tho, somethins not right with that little boi n s1-3… hes just so full of anger YUGSFHNJDFG

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