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It looks like something that should be airbrushed on the side of a hippy van next to some kind of star wizard on a mountain and like 9 wolves

This is the sickest most severe burn i have EVER SEEN

Im gonna hold an egg in my mouth for 2 hours to challenge myself.

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buddy that is beyond monkey brain, you went all the way back to reptile brain. These are real Dimetrodon hours.

mutuals do this

I am dead serious: If you are a Walmart employee, at any level and in any store — like if you are a high school kid with a part time job stocking shelves — message me any question you have about unions. Like ask me "What's a union" if you want. I will explain it to you. I am a grievance chair for a white collar union whose workplace only unionized within the last five years and whose management fought as every step of the way, but in the end we fucking won. It can be done, and I can tell you how.

Say it again.

IMPORTANT

Yup!  Definitely categorized as “only alive because it’s illegal to kill them.”  But it is NOT illegal to deny them employment, assistance, aid, comfort, friendship, or any acknowledgement whatsoever from civilized society.

person on tumblr about to make the worst fucking point imaginable voice: you know what? no. fuck you 

The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

He killed his yonger brother in cold blood because he was jealous of him. There is in no way anything funny about this. No hesitation just poped a rock over his turned head, droped his body over the edged and tried to lie to god about what he did. FUCK YALL CRAZIES!!!

oh are those the receipts, Cain is problematic now?

Cainceled