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After five years of not being able to wrestle due to injury, I finally got cleared and had my first match on Saturday and won! A surreal feeling. So ready to be back home, though. I could sleep for about a week now but my own bed will have to wait until Thursday. What’s everyone else been up to lately? @mountmeadow​

so... can you do that... drop me on my head thing? sexily?

text: warm!

text: bora bora or Hawaii

text: you?

i can do that as a coffee and tea lover myself. there’s got to be the ultimate combination. 

you never let me down, mama. i’m trying to avoid being the ultimate basic, of like-- peppermint mocha. even though it’s good. all the time. consistently. maybe i should veer more towards like, gingerbread. ooh, gingerbread with frosting...

you being nice to me for once.

ew, what would “being nice” entail?

so in my opinion it’s the holiday season, and i can’t wait to put up all of my decorations…after i get my other household necessities taken care of first. oh and, make sure my dogs don’t destroy the place right away. anyways hi, i’m ariana. big dog and christmas lover. @mountmeadow

please do some research and find me the ultra most festive hot new holiday drink of the year. i’m dying for something new, mama.

so i went down to LA to film my new music video and it was so much fun! but now i’m glad to be back. i’m also a little spooked that thanksgiving is so close. which means it’s close to my birthday, which means it’s almost christmas. is this what happens when you get old, everything just..bunches together?! @mountmeadow​

i think so, honestly. like, after you hit those last big few birthdays you’ve been waiting for so you’re a “real adult,” it’s like everything just slams together as one. years don’t even matter. time is fake. but you’re still hot and young and nowhere near medicare age, babe!

I mean, it is one of the disadvantages but after I look at my little one. It’s all worth it.

yeah? tell me all about your little one.

dove, my love. i haven’t seen you in a million years. i miss you. @dvcmrn​

i hear a trace of “let’s meet up and party” in that, and i, for one, would love nothing more, my love. i miss you, too! where are you settled around here? i’m in rose bay.

Me and the 5h girls are on good terms with friendship a-lot of shit just happened to have went down. So don’t talk about stuff you have absolutely no idea on. I do take the blame, hell I take every blame there when it comes to Sofi. I hate what I put her through but I have grown, I promise I’m not a complete asshole. I have apologized.

mmm. we’ll see about that. all of that.

i’d argue that i made a great danny zuko for my harryween show, no? that’s gotta be somewhat going all out.

isn’t that the concert you got daddied at?

ouch. my feelings and ego are severely bruised.

what would make it better?

Actually you hating me has nothing to do with me. What happened between me and Sofia had nothing to do with you sweetie, so you can’t put that blame on me. Sorry.

i know you’ve had some pretty bad friendships what with all the drama with the 5h girls and whatever, but babe. sweetie. sugar pie. she’s my best friend. i was there after you made the absolutely stupid choices you made. i saw the effect of them. you, so lucky, didn’t have to. so shut your mouth. admit your blame. fingers crossed you grew up just a smidge. not looking promising tho.