kojimas yaoi plug

people passing around the tyra banks modelland song genuinely really, really, really need to look up the contents of that book. yall have to believe me when I tell you that nothing in this world could prepare you for what is in that book

there's no plot summary that could even begin to scratch the surface of what the book Modelland by Tyra Banks is. Like I'm being so serious calling it a "YA dystopian book by Tyra Banks" just does not even begin to kind of cover what is in it. Like I could literally only describe it as "baffling and hallucinatory outsider art"

if you're not of the video-watching persuasion, crow caller also posts all of their reviews in a text format on their blog. i also extremely recommend watching and/or reading the review because really, truly, there are no words for how fucking weird this book is

this shit is everything to me man. i'm gonna fucking give birth to you

i eat your grandads clothes

Macklemoth

so ocelot’s a gemini….👀

MGS Heritage Post

sources tell me a bitch is having a birthday

Brown eyes are so iconic and beautiful

Green eyes are even more iconic and beautiful.

If i met a white person irl I’d beat the shit out of them and mug them just because of this post. Because of you. Maybe even kill them. Because of you. You had to say this and now some random cracker bitch is gonna die. Are you happy? Was it worth it?

no one cares that you shave your legs because of sensory issues shut the fuck up forever

really galling amount of people misinterpreting this post so i'd like to clarify. i'm saying that when discussions about patriarchal beauty standards and the way women are heavily shamed and coerced into eschewing their own natural state of being (hairy) are occurring, it is unhelpful (AT BEST) to interrupt and say that the reason YOU remove the hair from your body is because of sensory issues. that's not what we're talking about. stop asking for validation for doing something that society at large wants you to do. stop derailing the conversation because you feel uncomfortable about being made aware that you, for whatever reason it is, adhere to harmful, unfair and ridiculous beauty standards. you're stepping into the middle of an important conversation that needs to be had and making it all about you. shut the fuck up forever.

also quite frankly i think a lot less people would experience sensory issues if they let their hair grow out so that it isn't bristly and rough and irritating. and i cannot help but wonder why these sensory issues aren't as predominant in men. maybe you're uncomfortable with the hair on your body because you've been taught to be uncomfortable with it. just a thought.