Dune Confessions

Realized I was gay when some mates in college were playing the Dune porn game and I complained that I was sick of seeing massive tits. Roommate told me only a f*g would say that and I sucked my first c*ck a week later.

I have a habit of deliberately explaining God-Emperor of Dune in perhaps unfairly unflattering terms because it's fun to say stuff like "It's a book half about Idaho meeting lesbians, and half about a worm lamenting that he can no longer be loved".

the prequels make the Baron seem really incompetent and like a big fan of gross smells. guys you can make a character come off as evil without making them incompetent or smelly

i think nu dune profoundly suffers from denis villeneuve not being into drugs or meditation enough to understand spice and prescience

I have a Dune-based tattoo

i don't like sand. it's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

I'm very scared of how the films are going to do the sandtrout because I have such a clear vision of them in my head so nothing will feel right but also I don't think they'll make them nearly wet or off-putting enough 😔

I don't find Thurfir Hawat as sexually irresistible as as he deserves

i mention being a fan of the dune novels in my hinge profile. a guy dressed as the hamburglar in his main pic tried to hit on me by asking if I was like the honored matres.

the only dune content I plan to consume is the 1984 movie

the Dune prequels are bad in a way I genuinely haven't encountered in prequels or in anything else before. like on top of everything else I think it's the fact that they're just not philosophical sci-fi at all in any way. you expect questions to be asked but there are no questions. there are only situations

I'm smarter than Frank Herbert.

piter de vries should have lived on

I've watched the new movies but not read the books and I was very lost

i have neither read nor watched dune