sorry for not talking to anyone i am completely one hundred percent disconnected from this reality

not to be dramatic but life is feeling a lot like that time Edward broke up with Bella in twilight and Stephenie made all the chapters during the break up empty pages with just “September.” “October.” “November.” written at the top

perks of dating me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don’t need to.

“who ARE you” 

my eyes are sweating

hi daddy

oh hey I know these guys! they’re in a little tide pool at the Monterrey Bay Aquarium and they’re super sweet. If they see you standing next to the pool they’ll jump up out of the water and splash you until you pet them

hell yeah i’m a catholic i’ve been addicted to cats my whole life