put every food in my mouth

i would probably eat them

or hide under a table

  1) my favorite food is ham

2) my second favorite food is chicken

3) my third favorite food is cheese

4) my fourth favorite food is salmon

5) i am a really good singer and my favorite time to practice is at three in the morning right in my owners face

6) i am really fond of tuna

7) i only have one tooth but i eat food really well

8) i am scared of air conditioners. 

9) i had kittens once but they were taken away from me when i was rescued by an animal shelter before i could spend much time with them so now i cuddle with my owner's stuffed cats and i lick them and groom them and even though they nap a little more than me and i know they aren't really mine and maybe not even real i still stay with them because pretending makes it hurt a little less.

okay here is how love.

first, find a container with your favorite food inside.

second, open that container. 

third, look in the container

tigers are hella fierce.

and they have pretty stripes.

so they are a lot like me.

I learned that courage was not the absence of fear, but the triumph over it. The brave man is not he who does not feel afraid, but he who conquers that fear.