have sword, will travel

i listen to the same 11 songs everyday just in a different order

This is what every conversation between two adhd people looks like

#do NOT slander yubaba like this

yubaba was based off a famous evil witch from european folklore, margaret thatcher

you wanna hunt me for sport so bad it makes you look stupid

and then the fact that he doesn’t even pay

babe please talk to me im sorry i messed up ur pinterest algorithm how many more times do i have to say it

remember when you used to go over to your friend’s house and you’d go down to the “computer room” to the dad’s old shitty desktop computer and sit on the giant black leather computer chair and your friend would show you charlie the unicorn and epic rap battles of history type of stuff on youtube while their younger siblings bugged you for a turn to use the computer

…this is so specific but… yes I do remember.

there is a small ceramic frog where my brain should be

On some real shit, I do not fuck with people who ride those boat things at the carnival. People who get on those do not give a fuck about life, they don’t care about you, ya mama or your kids. They literally have nothing to lose. You don’t care about life so there’s no need for me to fight you because you’re not going to give a damn about my face.