better off unspoken

i'm pretty today... won't post pics tho u will just have to believe me

i feel like i’m already tired tomorrow

I think, therefore I am (exhausted)

I think, therefore I am (panicking)

happy pride month to lgbt people who are really boring. we deserve love too

I just want my hot girl summer to consist of hot girl therapy and hot girl emotional stability and well-being

the only thing “dark” about “academia” are the thoughts i have when i see my assignments piling up

idk bro, maybe you’d like to go pick flowers with me and just have you lay in my lap while talking to me about your best interests as I make you a flower crown under a tree in the soft summer sun,,,

If you losers actually left the house and went to pride irl you know what you would see? The entire cast of sesame street and all the Muppets as well. A wizard I dated very briefly and am now locked in an interminable beef with. Balloons which is a bit scary actually. My dad who got confused and wandered into the area by mistake. Maybe tits. Probably you will be able to buy a hot pretzel

when you tell a girl her outfit is really cute and she does a little pose thing then smiles, reblog if u agree

When you tell a girl her outfit is really cute and she immediately tells you where she got it

When you tell a girl her outfit is cute and she shoves her hands in previously unseen holes and squees with excitement, “It has pockets!”