Peter: Can we invent me a uterus so you can impregnate me?
Tony: *Spits out his coffee*
Peter: I’m not kidding.
Tony: Right. How would you birth the baby?
Peter: C-section. I’d let you do it.
Tony: You heal too quickly. Wouldn’t work.
Peter: FINE I’LL POOP THE BABY OUT!
Tony: It’s too early in the morning for this conversation.
Based on the comments from @cozy-stardust and @starkerlover on this post I made yesterday
















