all bi myself

when people were hot in the past it's like aghhhh why wasn't i there

his ass is NOT getting away from the sound of the woman that loved him 😂

ever since i was a little girl i always knew i wanted to be some sort of horrendous freak

The X-Men movies would be a lot shorter if Charles and Erik just went to couple therapy

does anyone know what the first step of unlearning shame is. please say it’s substance abuse

my mom had a nightmare years ago that george costanza tried to kill her and sometimes when we're watching seinfeld and george starts yelling about something she'll be like "that's what he sounded like when he tried to kill me"

I see you’re trapped in my gay and stupid maze again

notice how everyone is horny today

i hate when a poem is good. Fuck you for saying that for real