i don't actually think starfish are dumb

this website makes me self-conscious about my fucking eyebrows

my sexuality is I will shoot someone if I have to explain it one more time

every time a fave blog disappears i just wanna have a funeral like r.i.p. man

get my life in order? i can’t even get my blog in order

when I lose a follower: judas how could you bro

hobby: taking care of drunk people

Somehow I usually end up hanging out in my room naked

whenever im in public and porn comes up on my dash i say “oops”

according to google no one on the internet has ever said “I will shank you will my penis”

Imagine if instead of an infestation o mice or cockroaches you had an infestation of puppies

I just want someone to share a bed

If fairies were real I’d make a little mansion and bake them cakes with an easy bake oven

Lets play a game: how long can I pretend I don’t care about you

haha what day of the week is it even

I wish tumblr savior could blacklist the thoughts in my head