Duke's Waifu

I hope you have been having a pleasant spring. I am writing because I have repeatedly asked your husband to not brandish weapons when myself or my nephew come by your home for municipal surveying work. We have known each other for years, and his behavior is illegal and dangerous.

I would also insist that he fully dress himself whenever relaxing outside your trailer, as on many occasions myself or Flynn have found him to be in violation of local anti-indecency ordinances. Perhaps you can convince him to cooperate with us on these two matters.

Best regards,

Mayor Moore

🌸 HAI MAYOR MOORE~1111! 😊 👋 I hope you know that you have ZERO right telling my boyfriend WHAT TO DO!11!! 🍰 💢 We live in an open-carry state so he can damn right show his gun off in town, ✨ much less our own home!11! 🎀 From what I heard, you're GROWN nephew knows how to handle such equipment anyways 🍓 🙄 Dukey's heard as much from his bar buddies!! 🌸

💗 I showed this letter to Dukey 💕 and he was APPALLED THAT YOU CALLED IT A TRAILER!!! ❌ WE DO NOT LIVE IN A TRAILER ❌ IT IS A MOBILE. HOME. 😡 Anti-ordinancy my ass!11! 🎀 We live in a desert! ❣️ If you wasn't on our property for no reason, ✨ you wouldn't be seeing what our glory God gave him!11! 🍰 Dukey said if you want to come discuss this, you can-

❣️ ❣️ KISS HISS ASS!11!! ❣️ ❣️

🌺 And you know what???? 🍓 My Dukey pookie bear has done 1000 TIMES the work you have ever done to keep this town safe!!!! 💗 Hell, you weren't even living in town during coronavirus, ✨ you only just recently came back into town!!!! 🍰 WORST REGARDS, ROSEMARY TIBBITS~1!11!!!!11!! 🌺

🌸 Thank you Dukey, for a happy two years of being together 💕 🍰 I still can't believe it's been this long 🍓 You've always been there to get me through all of my hard times, and all of the good times 🎀 You mean the world to me, and I want to be with you forever 🥰 I love you so much!1!! 🌸

💗 Many people think I love you because you're "sexy" 💌 I think you are sexy, ✨ from your gaunt frame, your wrinkly sagging skin, your wrinkles, your fleshy scabs, your bony hands 🌸 The way your cigarette stench burns my nose 💕 🍓 The way your eyes always look red and bloodshot, always something in your bloodstream. 💗

🌺 But I also love you for you <33 ✨ 🎀 The way your smile softens whenever you like my way 🍰 The way you always try your hardest to help everyone out, even if you're bad with people and get misunderstood 💗 The way you hold me at night like you're afraid to lose me 🌸 You're so caring and so sweet, and such a romantic 💕 I want to spend the rest of my night with you 🌺

🌸 Thank youuu~1!1! ❣️ ❣️ @sunnyyfur for surprising with this artwork~!1!! 😊 I received it long before me and Dukey's anniversary, ✨ but I thought it was the best time as ever to post it 🫶 We're captured so well, like an old photograph <33 💗 I hope me and Dukey grow old together 💕 God bless 🌸

🌸 Happy anniversary eve to us~!!!!! ❣️ ❣️ We celebrated mostly today, since we both work on the actual day 😅 THE GOVENRMENT IS TRYING TO KEEP US APART BUT I WONT LET IT HAPPEN!11! 💢 I LOVE MY DUKEY POOKIE BEAR!!!!!! 😡 Anyways, we went go to Sonic to eat because it's fancy enough for us, 💕 and he got me a REALLY BIG pink strawberry drink <33 🥤 🌸

💗 After we got home and ate, ✨ he got super lethargic and passed out tehe~!! 🤭 I've been sipping on my slushie all day, it's 32oz!11! ❣️ 🍰 Almost as big as what Dukey takes every night 🎀 I went go lay in bed with him, ✨ and his skinny blotched arms instictively wrapped around my back and pulled me closer 🌺 I can't believe I've been with him for two years,,, 💕 I love you Dukey. Is it too soon to seriously be thinking of marrying him? 💗

🌸 I recently got this artwork from an artist I really admire Kaltag~1!1!! 🥰 I really love Dukey's old man features,,,, 💕 his wrinkles, the way they crease when he smile. The lines on his forehead 💗 The shape of his wrists and his bony hands 🍓 His sun spots are reflection of my love beaming onto him ✨ 🌸

💗 And I love his grey hair <33 His receeding hairline gives me more places to kiss on his forehead <333 🤭 There's a lot more things I could mention, but I would be going on all day and I have work tomorrow!1!1!! 🍰 I also really love his smile,, 💕 I wake up everyday to his face, and I just can't help but have a big smile on, and I leave bed smelling like him, thinking of him 💗

🌺 I may have pouted going to work because I couldn't keep laying with him in bed (he sleeps in haha~) 😅 I'm excited for our anniversary this Thursday!!!! ❣️ ❣️ He's taking me out to eat somewhere, but he hasn't told me yet 🍓 I love my Dukey pookie bear so much <333 🌺