SUCH A RIDICULOUS FICTION IS.....
@duhhtheyellowrose
YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT STRESS YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT STRESS, OK?
I STUMBLED ONTO A MAJOR DANGANRONPA CONSPIRACY, GUYS, HOW BOUT THAT FOR STRESSED? TOGAMI CORP IS BLEEDING HIM LIKE A STUCK PIG, GUYS, AND I GOT A PAPER TRAIL TO PROVE IT, CHECK THIS OUT:
THAT RIGHT THERE ARE THE DOORS. NOW LET'S TALK ABOUT THE DOORS. CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE DOORS, PLEASE, GUYS? I'VE BEEN DYING TO TALK ABOUT THE DOORS WITH YOU ALL DAY, OK?
"I SPOTTED MONDO COMING OUT OF THE GIRLS LOCKER ROOM." THIS PHRASE KEEPS COMING UP OVER AND OVER AGAIN. EVERY DAY HIM SEEING MONDO COME OUT OF THE GIRLS’ LOCKER ROOM SPECIFICALLY AS BYAKUYA IS WALKING BACK TO HIS DORM KEEPS COMING UP. I SAW MONDO! I SAW MONDO! I LOOK IN THE TRIAL, AND THIS WHOLE TRIAL IS HIM SEEING MONDO! SO I SAY TO MYSELF, "I GOTTA FIGURE THIS GUY OUT! I GOTTA TRACE THE PATH TO HIS DORM AND FIGURE OUT HOW HE SAW MONDO! OTHERWISE, I’M GONNA MISS CRUCIAL PARTS OF HIS CHARACTER AND THEN I’LL BE A HACK!" SO I GO UP TO HIS DORM AND WHAT DO I FIND OUT, GUYS? WHAT DO I FIND OUT?!
THERE’S NO WAY HE COULVE SEEN MONDO.
THE WINDOWS ON THE DOORS TO THE POOL ROOM ARE FUCKING TINTED, OKAY? SO I DECIDE, "OH SHIT, BUDDY, I GOTTA DIG A LITTLE DEEPER." THERE'S NO WAY HE COULD’VE SEEN HIM? YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME! I GOT BOXES FULL OF MONDO!
ALL RIGHT. SO I START MARCHIN' MY WAY DOWN TO THE LOCKER ROOM AND I KNOCK ON THE DOOR AND I SAY, "MONOKUMA! MONOKUMA! I GOTTA TALK TO YOU ABOUT BYAKUYA. WHY WAS HE LYING ABOUT WHERE HE WAS? IF HE HAD TO BE IN THE EQUIPMENT ROOM TO PROPERLY SEE THEN WHY DIDNT HE JUST SAY SO? WHAT’S THERE TO HIDE?!" AND WHEN I OPEN THE DOOR WHAT DO I FIND?
THERE’S ONLY ONE THING IN THAT ROOM THAT WOULD NECESSITATE LYING ABOUT!
HE WAS.
GOING.
TO KILL HIMSELF.
WITH THE GATLING GUN!
GUYS, HE’S FUCKING MISERABLE! HIS HAPPY MEMORIES ARE A GODDAMN GHOST TOWN!