Wake Up People!

wow lap sitting before marriage thats wild

is it just the fish symbol or are their shirts supposed to say “i think jesus”

That smile! I love Abbie so much already.

JD seems to be spending quite a bit of time in OK. Wouldn’t it be great if HE moved there instead of her moving to Arkansas?!

i can’t believe we still have no details about jill’s 2nd birthing experience

damn i forgot how awful she looked

Kendra looks amazing! Jill looks like damn Bella after giving birth to the vampire baby

Seriously though. She does. And if I didn’t know any better, I would think Kendra was an aunt or friend. She looks incredibly for just giving birth.

Kendra is the only one who does not look like she just gave birth fourteen seconds ago

jessa looked pretty normal with henry

i think jesse had the photo with henry taken by people magazine and thus was a) a few days after birth and b) professionally styled

Yeah that photo is from later. But even the morning after he was born (when Spurg met him) she looked great. I think because Henry’s deliver wasn’t traumatic she bounced back quicker. Still, Kendra definetly looks the best out of them.

Makes me wonder if Kendra had an epidural..?

HAHAHA! This is extremely rude and comical at the same time

WHAAAAAT?!!! That’s not how it works..

Y’all. WTF! I’m not surprised..but omg

Bobby and Tori’s Wedding Recap. Tori is packing for the honeymoon in Bobby’s apartment because if she packed at home there would be too much stuff strewn around the room to figure out what should be packed and what shouldn’t be packed. The 40 trees needed to decorate the aisle have to be painted white, but the spray paint isn’t sticking to the trees because it’s too cold outside. Kelly scolds the guys for procrastinating until the last minute as it was warm out the week before. The boys’ friend, Elijah, suggests they use a spray gun and regular paint and the problem is solved. Callie’s flower girl dress arrives and she notices that it’s too see through. Kelly calls Michaela who brings all the necessary supplies from Chicago to fix the dress. Michaela saves the day once again. In an attempt to avoid late arrivals, Tori decides to serve the rehearsal dinner before the rehearsal instead of after. Bobby’s parents provide the food - tacos. Erin and Carlin give short speeches about Tori. The rehearsal itself is a disorganized disaster. Tori and Bobby practice braiding the unity braid and mess it up. On to the ceremony… Despite the disorganized rehearsal the bridal party manages to get down the aisle without any screw ups. Bobby sees Tori for the first time as she walks down the aisle. (They did the blindfolded prayer thing before the ceremony.) He does not cry. Bobby leads Tori over to the piano and sings a song he wrote especially for her. Bobby gets through his vows without incident, but Tori fouls hers up. Realizing she said “for better or for warts” sends Tori into a fit of giggles. Kelly comments that she thinks the guests think Tori is bawling away, but she knows she’s giggling. Gil’s father, Papa Bill, wore a red Xmas tie to the wedding. Bless him. Lawson sings a special song he wrote. Will he ever realize he’s not that good of a singer? Tori and Bobby kiss. Confetti rains down. Judson and Jeb make kissing gestures and smooching noises during their talking head. (Love those two little guys.) Callie pronounces the kiss “gross”. Before Tori threw the bouquet Gil announced that no Bates girls were allowed to catch it because he needed a break. Sorry, Gil, but Josie apparently didn’t get the memo.  Bobby and Tori head off into the darkness to their Yosemite honeymoon.

This wedding episode was so incredibly boring. I FF through most of it

..What?

Did you speak to Kelly and Gil? Did they tell you they were disappointed?

RUDE!

Oh whatever.You only see a small portion of Jill’s role as a mother. Babies can be very content in car seats/wrapped up. Also you just don’t let your baby go exploring in public places. Also you aren’t Sam’s mother and don’t know what’s best for him..

Talk about a glo up for Lauren!!

This is so dumb..it’s not considered a glo up when the person is still a child! She was like 11/12..that’s rude and implies that she was an ugly child when clearly she was not..

I swear Jill Rodriguez has been pregnant for longer than the whole of Joy’s courtship, engagement and pregnancy with Gideon put together lol

..seriously Jim Bob is her dad and Turd is her brother..she knows nothing else..

Hilarious! He probably would’ve had a stroke at my wedding!..