Dude, who turned out the lights?

Just a random thought but...has anybody ever written a fanfic where Ryland Grace from project hail mary comes across one of the voyager space crafts? Just wondering...

Please, please, can someone just lobotomize me?

Seriously,if somebody could just...put me in a coma, that would be greatly appreciated.

You know, maybe there will be a day where I spell witnessed without a h the first time round.

Also, whilst I'm on the subject here, why do us women get judged for not wanting to have children? Like, if you won't medically rip out specific internal organs so I don't feel like I'm dying on a monthly basis because I choose to remain childless in this terrible economy then surely that's the better option than trying to find another, possibly far more dangerous solution?

Anybody else wanna join me in ripping out specific internal organs?