✨I Am Trying My Best But I Am A Duck So It’s Hard✨

i’ve read a lot of colin x jamie fics where colin and jamie end up secretly dating, but most of the team isn’t surprised because of the way they had been acting around each other (which is probably how it would happen in canon tbh) but i want a fic where they keep it a secret so well that when they tell the team everyone is absolutely shocked and flabbergasted (in a supportive way, ofc)

Mood

How do they not know the sacred texts?????? We must up our evangelizing efforts!! A copy of Barbie Life in the Dreamhouse for all!!!!

Sus

JAMES CAMERON WILL PAY FOR THIS

anne rice has been in the ground for nine whole months and they've already got louis and lestat rawdogging on tv did they greenlight that the second her heart stopped or what

Missing him, that’s all.

Team ex theif all the way

Someone needs to make this happen, chop chop YALL get after it 🫡🫡

we dont know anything about Benoit Blanc's husband except that hes called Philip but i want him to be a retired jewel thief who Benoit met during a case after he was hired to locate some stolen diamonds and Philip was posing as a gardener and Benoit kept asking him increasingly complicated questions about gardening so Philip thought he was onto him but really Benoit just thought he was hot and asked Philip out but the entire time Philip was like this is some kind of gambit so kept getting weirder and weirder until Benoit was like what is up with you so Philip confessed the whole thing and Benoit was like oh shit. but the guy he robbed was a total asshole so Benoit was like whatever it's fine so they started dating and the diamonds ended up paying for their apartment

rb to have a super gay 2023

SAPPHO ALWAYS SLAPS QUEEN

Fr

This is sus 🤨🤨🤨🤨 I mean what he doing with the head scratches?? Are they the ones the papers where on about???

Wait are they dating or is this just promos??

No no no. It’s just promo whilst they were in Brazil for the comic con over there! 😂

Ok thanks for the clarification bestie 💪💪💪