the dubstep factory

no i’m nOT just annoyed at these nosey anONs B(

family? what family? i don’t have a family nope

a million and 5 wubs

Yes, yes i do 8)

why are you guys sO curious about this?? i told yOU it was because of personal manners, i am not obliged to say anymore,

because of some.. personal matters, nevertheless this is nOT a question related to dubstep please exit and try again later Bl

where did yo- uuUh yea i guess so?

of course i diD!! i wanted to be a DJ the second i opened my eyes for the first time, i pictured myself doing hardcore beats and BOOM look at me now B)

dig enough to spell correctly

//He quickly circles around the other person, flapping his wings quickly before landing atop the other’s head// eazy peazy lemon squeezy! //takes a breath//

I'M FLYIN NOW BITCHES, LOOK AT ME GO

SwEet mother of god this is weIRD //Dub, hesitant for a moment, continues flapping his wings and soon finds himself off the floor// cHEESE AND FUCKING RICE LOOK AT ME, I’M FLYING

“Hmm well i don’t knOW.. i could like DIE or something if i tried to fly”He flaps his wings twice while reaming in his seat, just to see how it would feel.

//bird hiss noises// Bo

He carefully tucked his wings back into place, sitting on the floor now. “uUm ok i guess?? Well untill i got turned into a fucking bIRD and the world is now the home of the giANT people” Dub chirped with annoyance. “And i can’t even wear my shades anymore..” He gestured a wing at the,5 times bigger then him, purple shades.

uUum no???

Dub took a breath in through his…beak, damn he wasn’t used to having a beak or WINGS for that matter. Oh well. He took a glance to the other person’s face…somehow it seemed familiar? Hmm.. well i guess it didn’t matter now, after all it was probably someone he had seen at one of his DJing shows right??. “Listen buddy, i know you probably came in here for an autograph or something but as you can see i don’t have…fingers.. or fucking hands” He wiggles his wings slightly afterwards.