No two-face jokes please

As others have pointed out before, if you visited a web page 20 years ago and it acted like that, you would rightly assume your computer had gotten a virus.

well it might have a virus called “windows” or perhaps “google chrome”

I saw the skirt, got super excited, and was not disappointed

Official silly sign(s)

.That Judge Judy Pussy grip insane. You be calling her Judith on the second stroke.

My grip will rip your junk off, chew it up, and spit it back at you.

Imagine how I feel

I don't think we're bullying Airy enough tbf

Unfortunately, most of my mutuals would rather be in the same situation, so to rephrase it, I'M not bullying Airy enough

THEY KILLED HER FOR THIS

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What the fuck is happening??

7 dead accounts. Zero violations. This is retributive.

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

this is not a place of honor

Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you

The first rule of Fight Club is that fights can neither be created nor destroyed

The second rule of Fight Club is to not take the Fight Club's name in vain

Third rule: A Fight Club must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Rule

gonna be so real i did not realize the bottom was about purchasing and shipping automobile parts. I thought they were straight up intending to kill and dismantle the UPS truck like some auto mechanic apex predator.

Counter point, those machines can make me a peach sprite.

guys did you know the tech in that nefangled machine revolutionized preemie healthcare

You DON'T get this on any other site in quite this format.