That fateful night. when he killed me

I’m going to throw this on here before I start hating it more

hhaha here’s my reverse!Alfendi au totally not self-indulgent at all

Wait Lucy don’t flirt with your co-worker tho (he might bite) w/e i ship it I could never look  at plain pasta noodles ever the same because of this game.

I cOULDN’T HELP IT. Lucy’s accent and Potty Prof’s “enthusiasm” omg

'Cause he's spineless?

Screw you, Descole

Yeah. And I can tell you who that one and only person is - you.

I didn't die after I was shot. Why? That pesky alternate personality showed up, and he happens to hate leaving the mystery room, why? This is so obvious, I can't believe I have to spell it out for you

Don’t fuck up the police, Jean.

You’re not the police. You’re just an egotistical asshole of a sort-of-nephew-but-also-not. I can fuck you up all I like.

No. Somebody wants me alive. I know it.

*leaves these here and runs*

the answer is yes. Of course I’m talking about you.

Good. That gives me all the more reason to fuck you up.

Don't fuck up the police, Jean.

Answer the question.

the answer is yes. Of course I'm talking about you.

cause all the cool kids are doing it