finally, i can talk to people.

you know for all the shit chosenhood has gotten me into I think if I told a younger me they became the chosen hero of a mystical fae warrior wolf and inherited her power they’d faint on the spot from amazement

Then they would probably die if you revealed you personally knew moi of all people dearie~

Draining kiss~ Personally I like to apply it via biting~

How do PTA meetings work in real life I only know about them from television

It's ruled by brute power and if you intimidate them enough and use violent threats you can get them to agree to anything you so desire~

hot take but “I hyper beam younger trainers’ lvl. 3 rodent ‘mons in order to humble them” isn’t the edgy flex you think it is. there’s literally nothing “edgy” or cool about potentially hospitalizing some kid’s pokémon! hope this helps

exactly! The patrat did not do anything wrong, you need to hyper beam the children themselves~

santalune is gonna perish by my hand (cutely)

(pelipper mail! 19 pipe bombs with a note saying "Good luck with the terrorism Ɛ>)

water is so cool. and if you disagree you're wrong and I fear you're in water shuriken range

It's only use is as a component for Baja blast~

good afternoon rotomblr i have a mild headache and im tempted to bash my skull into a wall like a cranidos because of it. how are you guys feeling

I'm feeling like watching you bash your skull into a wall like a cranidos~

I’m Blake I’m 19 and I never fucking learned how to readgulate emotions

Its simple~ just force yourself to feel all your emotions more intensely no matter what they are so they burn out faster~ If you're annoyed make yourself feel blinding rage~ If you're sad make yourself depressed and lethargic~ If you're happy force yourself into mania~

gonna go into mania bc I had some good ass fries brb

Good! I do so love when my followers obey my teachings~

I wish I was chosen by a psychic type legend so I could project fucking. idk period cramps onto someone through a screen

Venmo me five dollars and i'll do it for you~

unfortunately I forgot who I wanted to beam period cramps at. is this a limited time offer or can I follow through on this later

You have to pick someone right now in order for you to be able to do it in the future~

I’m Blake I’m 19 and I never fucking learned how to readgulate emotions

Its simple~ just force yourself to feel all your emotions more intensely no matter what they are so they burn out faster~ If you're annoyed make yourself feel blinding rage~ If you're sad make yourself depressed and lethargic~ If you're happy force yourself into mania~

I wish I was chosen by a psychic type legend so I could project fucking. idk period cramps onto someone through a screen

Venmo me five dollars and i'll do it for you~

as we get into autumn, it's important to remember that so-called 'leaf litter' is an important resource for many pokemon, especially bug types! leave it where it is!

Yeah! You'd better leaf it where it is!

ha!

Good to know! (image id: composure aiming an unlit flamethrower at a leaf pile. She hasnt fired it yet but. She can use mystical fire why does she have a fucking flamethrower.)

I COME BACK FROM SAVING THE REGION AND SILKSONG IS OUT IN LESS THAN A WREK

And i am currently playing it before it came out because i showed up to the developers house with a gun~