HERO DETERRENT

OH BUT YOU CAN FLING YOUR ASS AROUND LIKE ITS NOBODY’S BUSINESS HUH

YEAH BECAUSE I DONT COME UP IN PEOPLES HOUSES AND SHOVE IT IN THEIR FACES WHILE THEYRE EATING THEIR GOD DAMN WHEATIES AND PANTY FILTERED COFFEE IN THE MORNING

THEN WHAT WAS THAT SHIT LAST WEEK IN MY CASTLE

YOU INVITED ME THAT WAS A SLUMBER PARTY I WAS TRYING TO FART GOOD MORNING TO YOU

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!

I will turn you into pumpkin pie

Ha! Joke's on you, the inside of my head isn't edible at all!

Yeah it's all dried out and hollow!

Do you think that would stop me

Just be warned it's 90% dried gourd 10% human like brain matter in there.

And it’s going to become pumpkin pie.

HEY THERES MORE BRAIN IN THERE THAN THIS TOMATO ASS COULD FIT IN HIS WHOLE BODY

I have to jump in... that pumpkin man has a family!

@lorelaihat Is this the Lorelai I am familiar with?

@dtau-shogunofsorrow Sir, I think she means she kinda zoned out and lost herself in the green house.

Yeah she does that sometimes. We have to go look for her and she'll be in there, doing some kinda ritual dance with the corpse flower...

EW.

SHE SMELLS LIKE DEAD BODIES AFTERWARDS

DEMENTIA PLEASE

It's a freakin lizard! 🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎

@lorelaihat Is this the Lorelai I am familiar with?

@dtau-shogunofsorrow Sir, I think she means she kinda zoned out and lost herself in the green house.

Yeah she does that sometimes. We have to go look for her and she'll be in there, doing some kinda ritual dance with the corpse flower...

EW.

SHE SMELLS LIKE DEAD BODIES AFTERWARDS

DEMENTIA PLEASE

It's a freakin lizard! 🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎

@lorelaihat Is this the Lorelai I am familiar with?

@dtau-shogunofsorrow Sir, I think she means she kinda zoned out and lost herself in the green house.

Yeah she does that sometimes. We have to go look for her and she'll be in there, doing some kinda ritual dance with the corpse flower...

EW.

SHE SMELLS LIKE DEAD BODIES AFTERWARDS

DEMENTIA PLEASE

It's a freakin lizard! 🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎

@lorelaihat Is this the Lorelai I am familiar with?

@dtau-shogunofsorrow Sir, I think she means she kinda zoned out and lost herself in the green house.

Yeah she does that sometimes. We have to go look for her and she'll be in there, doing some kinda ritual dance with the corpse flower...

EW.

SHE SMELLS LIKE DEAD BODIES AFTERWARDS

DEMENTIA PLEASE

@lorelaihat Is this the Lorelai I am familiar with?

@dtau-shogunofsorrow Sir, I think she means she kinda zoned out and lost herself in the green house.

Yeah she does that sometimes. We have to go look for her and she'll be in there, doing some kinda ritual dance with the corpse flower...

EW.

SHE SMELLS LIKE DEAD BODIES AFTERWARDS

Big whoop, I coulda done that!

YEEEEEESSSSS GO GO GO

LORELAI BE CAREFUL D: IT LOOKS.... Uhm. .....Well. ...Pointy!

OH GOD DEM SPRAYED EXTINGUISHER FOAM ALL OVER THE KITCHEN WHY

BECAUSE!

Lol he was never asleep

OH GOD DEM SPRAYED EXTINGUISHER FOAM ALL OVER THE KITCHEN WHY

BECAUSE!