Dr Winters

mary: where are we clark: you cant escape lol mary: im gonna try and escape clark: i eat people mary: oh fuck im back in the rooms pirate clark: im gonna fucking eat you

I loved this scene

when I say I'm bisexual in the "I'm bisexual even though I have never felt any desire to be romantically involved with someone of any gender, and have never liked someone romantically or just in general have never had a crush on anyone" way what does that make me

well do you want to be with someone romantically?

I mean it's not in my top ten of desires

Sounds very likely Aro of some variety, possibly Ace too

Reblogging for other dnd nerds

>^>

also here is a whole website that not only has a shit ton of adventures and such but lets you search for any item or npc or whatever and see their stats and info at your fingertips

and here is the same version of the above website except it uses the 5e rules as they existed prior to the 2024 relaunch, which is what you’d prefer

Since all LGBTQ+ people get significantly stronger during this month, i need to find and track down the champions of each LGBT denomination and defeat them in battle to prove myself

Since all LGBTQ+ people get significantly stronger during this month, i need to find and track down the champions of each LGBT denomination and defeat them in battle to prove myself

does this work?

how about...

what am I going to do with my life now that I've finished mob psycho chat, that show changed me

Watch it again?

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

LISTEN-

Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …

father god 

…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.

25+25 = 30? You sure about that??

Lord have mercy….

Bye

3 days into 2018 smh

LMAOOOOOOO

It keeps getting worse.

LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON

My head hurts…

This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this

who failed yall?

IM SCREAMING

You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even

3 days until 2019 and we’re still here

happy New year’s eve

I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was

Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…

did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away

Reblogging for the last one😂

The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.

TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING

Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?

ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E

bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN

what the actual fuck is happening

1 is an even number

I’m gonna smack you

-30 and -50 have an e in them

Wait why are we so quick to throw away the Zero idea

Zero isn’t a number

It can’t be divided by two though, can it

It can??? 0/2=0??

OD numbers huh?

Anything that ends with a 0,2,4,6,8 is even and the rest is odd (1,3,7,9) stop freaking out y’all

YOU FORGOT 5

DUDE WHAT ABOUT FOUR

What about it?????

THAT DOESN’T HAVE E IN IT

THAT’S BECAUSE IT’S EVEN?????

A R E Y O U G U Y S O K A Y

21 days away from 2020, folks.

What if Sans stands for Susie After Not Surviving

What if the last prophecy panel is Susie dying and getting sent back in time so her skeleton can become Sans